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Fork Included

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TD| DM: whats good fork
TD| DM: check this out
TD| DM: https://somebullshitdropboxlink
Fork Included: i ain't downloading no shit from yo crazy ass
TD| DM: u never seen this before
Fork Included: yeah but i ain't downloadin no shit
TD| DM: its just a video pusy
Fork Included: then youtube that shit
TD| DM: nah
 
Shotgun Jesus

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From 2009 on the subject of bukkaking a chick at a TD meet.

Kirock: This is all great, the hard part is finding a willing female, no small feat. Dream on gents.
Steve: we find a homeless chick and each throw in $50 bucks!
Kirock: Yuk, I'd rather cum on my shoe. :)
47: i'll bring the shoe.
​
I lol'd, couldn't help it.
 
Shotgun Jesus

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47: i've been wanting to make this post for a loooong time. what does "Toronto Darkly" mean ?
BJ: As far as I remember, it was intended as Toronto Daily, like everyday-kind-of place to play, but everyone played at night, so "darkly" fit better.
Steve: I thought Darkly had something to do with loving black cock
Propaganda: No, if that was the case it would have been called Toronto Spinny

http://darklygaming.com/forum/threads/wtf-is-toronto-darkly.1885/

@Spinny
 
.44 caliber

.44 caliber

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"Leroy's the kind of guy where he could pick up your mom and you're ok with it" - $tve

"...and he'd be so ruthless about it too. He'd be like alright Steve, we're off to bed." - 47

That night on egon is by far one of my best recent cs memories. So glad Ron swanson captured that video.
 
OG buckshot jr

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Me @Leroy and @Steve planning to find a glory hole so we can go for the summer meat (paraphrasing):

Bj: I'm in.
Leroy: I'm in.
Steve: I would prefer not to suck a penis, nor have my dick sucked by a dude.
Bj: fuck it, that's glory hole. Go in, give er, don't ask questions.
Leroy: fuck it, who cares.
Steve: it's all good until you're about to cum and his moustache touches your dick.
Bj: k ya, Steve wins, no glory hole.
Leroy: fuck it I'm down.

Lol
 
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Shotgun Jesus

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On the subject of putting dogs down.

Turbo Taco: Sorry Trev :(
Turbo Taco: I'm gonna be feeling those feels sooner than later too
Turbo Taco: Dogs are amazing except for their short life spans :)
Turbo Taco: Was meant to be :(
Turbo Taco: The 10 years we have had Tokin feel so short now that he's approaching the stage he's at. Like just a few months ago he was completely normal n now cancer is takin him from us

Buckshot Jr: Ya but at least y'all Asians get one last meal out of it
Buckshot Jr: Trev just has to dig a hole​
 
Shotgun Jesus

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Leroy: I literally could hold four 47s on my lap
47: Leroy is no lir, he actually can hold four 47s
47: One in mouf
47: One in ass
47: And one in each hand
 
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