Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[Remy]

And you mean you did taste a bunch of them

Thats @Brains not steve.

 

[Brains]

Thats @Brains not steve.

maybe u did

 

[Fork Included]

Dead Mike: my job is to collect benefits, do drugs, fuck hookers and leave my ex wife alone.

 

[Fork Included]

1. 5:52 AM - Brades: fk off with the nerd talk
2. 5:53 AM - Khârn the Betrayer: You wear a turban

 

[OG buckshot jr]

LOL

 

[Steve]

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Lololol

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

town drunk: I'm gonna give my girl a beer enema. Gobble that shit up.

 

[Fork Included]

6:28 AM - Brains: It makes my dick feel like I'm in cold water

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Low Budget: my kpd so bad
Low Budget: feelscry
Low Budget: its hard but its fun
Low Budget: like a cock

About Insurgency.

 

[Steve]

Darkly Tip #37

If Steve writes a concise, well-worded post, he’s bullshiting.

The better the writing, the bigger the lie.

Fork Included

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Propaganda wrote..

"And when we kick your door down and your mom is squealing "who are you who are you!!!" and you run to lock yourself in the bathroom there will be no mercy. As Bucky beats you in front of your petrified, shrieking mother I will be in your room smashing all your shit including your Bionicle collection and that cheap ass Dell computer you play on. So smarten it up."

I was at Toys R Us earlier and saw the Bionicle stuff there. Immediately thought of this quote and had to find it.

 

[vinny paz]

what the fuck is a bionacle

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

what the fuck is a bionacle

 

[Remy]

wow i thought it meant barnacle

 

[Steve]

this thread is better then stand up

 

[vinny paz]

 

[Fork Included]

bionacle is lego for kids with no imagination

back in the day I made my own fucking robots

 

[Steve]

Haters gonna hate. I played with both, loved both, and am not a hipster faggot like fork

 

[Fork Included]