Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[Steve]

Haha yeah great kato , was a great meet ill be telling peeps about it forever

 

[Remy]

Haha yeah great kato , was a great meet ill be telling peeps about it forever

This cocksucker is going to tell all his murican friends how shit Canada was.

 

[Freak]

I think it was BlueChestMimic who said this, not sure.

"Steve isn't about the mindless banning, he's got the whole harassment thing down perfectly!"

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

tytanium:
i talked to a random guy in Staples cuz he noticed my CS t shirt and i asked him if he played on TD and he said "not lately. server pretty laggy"

 

[Brains]

tytanium:
i talked to a random guy in Staples cuz he noticed my CS t shirt and i asked him if he played on TD and he said "not lately. server pretty laggy"

Hahahahaha

 

[Freak]

SJ: not sure if I want Pizza or pita
Freak: TACO BELL IS LOVE
Steve: !ban Freak 1

Worst minute of my life

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

TD| Roach: Gay sex is probably no different than fucking a chick. But kissing a dude with all the stubble and shit, makes me want to barf.

 

[Noob.]

First round on egon:
Town Drunk: I'm rushing the roof. It's the first round so .44 doesn't have a scout yet, we'll be safe.

Within about 2 seconds .44 had killed 3 guys, including town, on the roof. Town had barely finished talking when .44 got him.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

44 is a right cunt.

 

[kato]

"wtf this whole fucking time ive been talking on mic and it isnt even plugged in..." - Brains

 

[Noob.]

2v2, bomb gets planted at A
BIOP standing near A: "bomb's B" and runs to B
BIOP's teammate kills a T. Last T is afk
BIOP and teammate arrive at B.
BIOP: "Where is it?" waits 5 seconds "Are you defusing?" keeps looking. Bomb explodes A.

tl;dr: BIOP and teammate lost to afk

 

[OG buckshot jr]

2v2, bomb gets planted at A
BIOP standing near A: "bomb's B" and runs to B
BIOP's teammate kills a T. Last T is afk
BIOP and teammate arrive at B.
BIOP: "Where is it?" waits 5 seconds "Are you defusing?" keeps looking. Bomb explodes A.

tl;dr: BIOP and teammate lost to afk

Where's the quote funny?

 

[Low Budget]

"wtf this whole fucking time ive been talking on mic and it isnt even plugged in..." - Brains

 

[Noob.]

Where's the quote funny?

More the whole running from the right site to the wrong site and then panicking when he couldn't find the bomb and watching it explode back where he started. It was quite amusing to watch.
The post can be deleted for not being funny

 

[Fork Included]

First round on egon:
Town Drunk: I'm rushing the roof. It's the first round so .44 doesn't have a scout yet, we'll be safe.

Within about 2 seconds .44 had killed 3 guys, including town, on the roof. Town had barely finished talking when .44 got him.

I don't think you understand this whole funny quote thing

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Lol sorry Noob, if i sounded like a Dick. Just wanted to make a joke myself

 

[Noob.]

I don't think you understand this whole funny quote thing

So it would seem. I guess the ones I posted are more situational/if you weren't there it isn't funny. I shall self-banish myself from this thread until further notice.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

It was one of those have-to-be-there things.

 

[Steve]

Some times you just cant imagine a cock without tasting it first

 

[Olst]

Some times you just cant imagine a cock without tasting it first

And you mean you did taste a bunch of them