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Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

Discussion in 'Comic Lounge' started by 47, Nov 1, 2008.

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  1. Fork Included

    Fork Included TD Admin

    TD| DM: whats good fork
    TD| DM: check this out
    TD| DM: https://somebullshitdropboxlink
    Fork Included: i ain't downloading no shit from yo crazy ass
    TD| DM: u never seen this before
    Fork Included: yeah but i ain't downloadin no shit
    TD| DM: its just a video pusy
    Fork Included: then youtube that shit
    TD| DM: nah
  2. 47

    47 TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper

    That vid is quality lols. Dead mike is a prophet of god, sent to earth to exterminate the crickets
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  3. Shotgun Jesus

    Shotgun Jesus Professional Cocksucker Staff Member

    We're all talking on mic about fags and anal and weird shit.

    Nid@l: lol shotgun my wife is having an anxiety attack listening to this shit LMAO​

    TD scars another innocent person. GO server is still the best when TD fags are on.
  4. OG buckshot jr

    OG buckshot jr TD Admin

    I know his wife, she's really innocent too, poor girl lol
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  5. Steve

    Steve TD Admin | Bacon

    "Dropping Brains off at the pool" -Low Budget(in reference to taking a shit)
  6. Shotgun Jesus

    Shotgun Jesus Professional Cocksucker Staff Member

    Buckshot jr: My dick is cleaner than most peoples' faces
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  7. Olst

    Olst TD Admin / Queerb├ęcois

    Mahahahaha! I doubt that :P
  8. Leroy

    Leroy 2012 Troll of the Year

    I have a very dirty face though
  9. Shotgun Jesus

    Shotgun Jesus Professional Cocksucker Staff Member

    From 2009 on the subject of bukkaking a chick at a TD meet.

    Kirock: This is all great, the hard part is finding a willing female, no small feat. Dream on gents.
    Steve: we find a homeless chick and each throw in $50 bucks!
    Kirock: Yuk, I'd rather cum on my shoe. :)
    47: i'll bring the shoe.
    I lol'd, couldn't help it.
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  10. Shotgun Jesus

    Shotgun Jesus Professional Cocksucker Staff Member

    47: i've been wanting to make this post for a loooong time. what does "Toronto Darkly" mean ?
    BJ: As far as I remember, it was intended as Toronto Daily, like everyday-kind-of place to play, but everyone played at night, so "darkly" fit better.
    Steve: I thought Darkly had something to do with loving black cock
    Propaganda: No, if that was the case it would have been called Toronto Spinny

    http://darklygaming.com/forum/threads/wtf-is-toronto-darkly.1885/

    @Spinny
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  11. .44 caliber

    .44 caliber TD Admin

    "Leroy's the kind of guy where he could pick up your mom and you're ok with it" - $tve

    "...and he'd be so ruthless about it too. He'd be like alright Steve, we're off to bed." - 47

    That night on egon is by far one of my best recent cs memories. So glad Ron swanson captured that video.
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  12. Shotgun Jesus

    Shotgun Jesus Professional Cocksucker Staff Member

    Buckshot jr: Man, playing GO reminds me that I'm a fuckin loser
  13. OG buckshot jr

    OG buckshot jr TD Admin

    Me @Leroy and @Steve planning to find a glory hole so we can go for the summer meat (paraphrasing):

    Bj: I'm in.
    Leroy: I'm in.
    Steve: I would prefer not to suck a penis, nor have my dick sucked by a dude.
    Bj: fuck it, that's glory hole. Go in, give er, don't ask questions.
    Leroy: fuck it, who cares.
    Steve: it's all good until you're about to cum and his moustache touches your dick.
    Bj: k ya, Steve wins, no glory hole.
    Leroy: fuck it I'm down.

    Lol
    Last edited: Apr 3, 2016
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  14. Shotgun Jesus

    Shotgun Jesus Professional Cocksucker Staff Member

    Froot Loops colours.
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  15. OG buckshot jr

    OG buckshot jr TD Admin

    Easier to follow.. :mnotbad:
  16. Shotgun Jesus

    Shotgun Jesus Professional Cocksucker Staff Member

    On the subject of putting dogs down.

    Turbo Taco: Sorry Trev :(
    Turbo Taco: I'm gonna be feeling those feels sooner than later too
    Turbo Taco: Dogs are amazing except for their short life spans :)
    Turbo Taco: Was meant to be :(
    Turbo Taco: The 10 years we have had Tokin feel so short now that he's approaching the stage he's at. Like just a few months ago he was completely normal n now cancer is takin him from us

    Buckshot Jr:
    Ya but at least y'all Asians get one last meal out of it
    Buckshot Jr: Trev just has to dig a hole​
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  17. Noob.

    Noob. TD Member

    Toronto Bacon: Omission, you should get your wife into CS

    Omission: No way! I already have to spend all afternoon with her
  18. OG buckshot jr

    OG buckshot jr TD Admin

  19. Shotgun Jesus

    Shotgun Jesus Professional Cocksucker Staff Member

    Leroy and 47 arguing over who is going to rape who at next TD meet.

    Leroy: I'll fuck you
    47: With your ass and call me daddy​
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  20. Shotgun Jesus

    Shotgun Jesus Professional Cocksucker Staff Member

    Leroy: I literally could hold four 47s on my lap
    47: Leroy is no lir, he actually can hold four 47s
    47: One in mouf
    47: One in ass
    47: And one in each hand
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