Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[Shotgun Jesus]

$tve:
I honest to god have a fetish where I really reallllllly want to fart in a chicks mouth during sex. hasnt happened yet

Ewww, any volunteers for when Steve comes to TO in the summer?

 

[Steve]

Shotgun on the fork-shortbus drama:

Shotgun_Jesus: Fork, throw a brick through his window with an English textbook tied to it
Shotgun_Jesus: that'll learn em

 

[demarcio]

Fork talking shit to someone over the mic:

"I'm gonna fuck your ass so hard.. you'll have cum dripping out your nose"

 

[Fork Included]

<Leroy>: Shortbus: Sh-oo-rt'Baus, Verb: To assault fork with rcon commands, to rage fork

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

From Live Chat:


[5:53 PM] Shotgun_Jesus: still the best costume ever
[5:53 PM] Shotgun_Jesus: http://www.genomicon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cock-monster-1-1.jpg
[5:53 PM] Fork_Chat: kinda looks like Pyro
[5:53 PM] Shotgun_Jesus: hahahahahhaha
[5:53 PM] Shotgun_Jesus: the cock monster?
[5:53 PM] Fork_Chat: yeah
[5:53 PM] Shotgun_Jesus: hahahahaha
[5:53 PM] Fork_Chat: the facial expression

 

[Fork Included]

<Shotgun_Jesus>: Russian porn is 10 guys beating one guy to death

 

[Fork Included]

Hard Gay HOO!!: SCRIM?
Shotgun_Jesus: hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahaha

 

[Narf!]

[quote1291293992=Fork Included]
Hard Gay HOO!!: SCRIM?
Shotgun_Jesus: hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahaha

[/quote1291293992]
I don't get it.

 

[wh1te]

[quote1291303843=Narf!]
[quote1291293992=Fork Included]
Hard Gay HOO!!: SCRIM?
Shotgun_Jesus: hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahaha

[/quote1291293992]
I don't get it.
[/quote1291303843]

BAN fork for posting non-funnies

 

[Fork Included]

13:18 <lowbudget>: im just busy right now gimme a sec
13:18 <lowbudget>: ill put main server up for now
13:19 <lowbudget>: ok css shouldbe going back up now
13:21 <Fork_Chat>: good stuffs
13:21 <drep>: im in
13:25 <drep>: OGAY
13:25 <drep>: accidently joined torontowtf


!BAN

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

47: i tried cock with deadmike in highschool right before class, i was participating sooo hard !

47: hahahah COCK

 

[Fork Included]

17:54 <Leroy>: I feel its truely a loss that i have never participated in bukkake, nor will I ever
17:54 <Shotgun_Jesus>: ...why
17:54 <Shotgun_Jesus>: who wants to jizz with other dudes
17:54 <Leroy>: I do
17:55 <Shotgun_Jesus>: you're gay though
17:55 <Leroy>: its a life experience!
17:55 <Shotgun_Jesus>: so is being raped

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Many months later, I finally see this masterwork...

In reference to Auron's thread on scrimming:

How do you make such a long, well thought-out post, which I am sure you proof read, and not realize how fucking gay this thread is.

This thread has more AIDS than scriming.

 

[Narf!]

RE: .44 getting nightly bans so he would go to sleep (as ordered by Tricks, his gf)

12:34 [Shotgun_Jesus]: I'm going for the shut out
12:34 [Shotgun_Jesus]: I'm going to ban him today and tomorrow
12:34 [Shotgun_Jesus]: or maybe friday is ok
12:34 [Stve]: I dont know whether to laugh or cry for 44
12:34 [Shotgun_Jesus]: I'll have to ask Tricks
12:34 [Narf]: hahaha
12:34 [Leroy]: cry man, fucking choice is obvious

 

[Fork Included]

Brains: i dont know what to get my girl
Shotgun_Jesus: a new boyfriend?

 

[47]

13:01 <Brains>: i dont know what to get my girl
13:01 <Shotgun_Jesus>: a new boyfriend?

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!


after update fail all bans got unbanned. the bans would last only 1 map, so SJ was stuck banning faggots over and over all night.



SJ: I swear I was so enraged that I had to take some clothes off. My fucking blood was boiling because of all these little faggots.

 

[Leroy]

[Leroy] SJ, whats your address
[Fork_Brick]: 34 Dickfag Cr. Cockass, New Homo Republic, America

 

[Narf!]

10:45 [TurboTaco]: i kinda wish I was white at times, just cuz ugly fuckin white ppl
10:45 [TurboTaco]: get with hawt aussies
10:45 [TurboTaco]: i don't get it
10:45 [TurboTaco]: i don't have problems like FOBs
10:45 [TurboTaco]: but
10:45 [TurboTaco]: still
10:46 [Leroy]: big dicks buddy, big dicks
10:46 [TurboTaco]: i feel like I am disadvantaged
10:46 [TurboTaco]: fuck that
10:46 [Narf]: you are TT
10:46 [Narf]: it's the stereotype
10:46 [TurboTaco]: my man meat is just as angus as another

 

[Fork Included]

Shotgun_Jesus: also, Jap pubic hair is very silky

 

[47]

11:46 <Shotgun_Jesus>: also, Jap pubic hair is very silky

HAHAHAHAH WTF