Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

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<Leroy>: I'd honestly touch spinny in bad places, just for the lulz

 

[Steve]

Brains: my bro fly's out to all the fights, like in Los Angeles.
Brains: err I don't mean Los Angeles, I mean LA.

 

[BIOP]

I want to be Brains' lifelong wingman. Life would never be boring.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1295721761=Steve]
Brains: my bro fly's out to all the fights, like in Los Angeles.
Brains: err I don't mean Los Angeles, I mean LA.
[/quote1295721761]
Wow....

 

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[quote1295722472=Steve]
Brains: my bro fly's out to all the fights, like in Los Angeles.
Brains: err I don't mean Los Angeles, I mean LA.
[/quote1295722472]

wow brains, absolutely wow, is this what you were talking about when you said that you had an &quotnline persona"

 

[Remy]

Brains on Mandy giving 10$ bjs to buy an Xbox on vent.

Brains: I have $20

 

[Brains]

lol i didnt mean it in that way

Different topic, i said "hey, i have 20$ on my desk"

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Aw fuck, how did I miss $10 BJ's ?!?

 

[Remy]

You didnt miss it....

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Oh... then I got $10 on it.

 

[mandy]

Oh dear....
Remy, I quit.

 

[Cock]

[quote1296162804=Steve]
Brains: my bro fly's out to all the fights, like in Los Angeles.
Brains: err I don't mean Los Angeles, I mean LA.
[/quote1296162804]

!lol
You're fucking priceless brains.

 

[Remy]

[quote1296167680=Mandy]
Oh dear....
Remy, I quit.
[/quote1296167680]

Why i just helped you make 30$ that means you only need 55$ more for the xbox...thats easily 5.5 BJs...

 

[Ba Chicka Wa Wa]

ill pay the half for my half sized penis

 

[mandy]

Remy! Stop making me the TD whore!
That's Spinny's job!

 

[47]

[quote1296188060=cock]
[quote1296162804=Steve]
Brains: my bro fly's out to all the fights, like in Los Angeles.
Brains: err I don't mean Los Angeles, I mean LA.
[/quote1296162804]

!lol
You're fucking priceless brains.
[/quote1296188060]

joke on all of us for thinking that it was just an act.

 

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13:28 <Electric_Toothbrush>: stripper is for stripping and bukkake
13:28 <TurboTaco>: man
13:28 <TurboTaco>: im not payin $$$
13:28 <TurboTaco>: to give myself
13:28 <TurboTaco>: an HJ

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Brains: Man, Narf is on my to-shit-on list.
SJ: You should shit on his car.
Brains: Yeah, shit on his impreza. Blue impreza?
SJ: Yeah, it's blue.
Brains: Next meet I'm going to shit on his car. Man, I hope I have diarrhea that night.

...

NO! I'LL MAKE SURE I HAVE DIARRHEA THAT NIGHT!

 

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14:41 <Narf>: i've been so bitter lately
14:42 <lowbudget>: you taste your own jizz?
14:42 <Narf>: uh. yeah. unless you have a better way to find out if you're bitter or not

 

[Narf!]

SJ posting his fake Facebook account that he made (but no longer remembers the password to)

14:37 [Shotgun_Jesus]: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001734648311
14:37 [Shotgun_Jesus]: I don't know pass
14:38 [Shotgun_Jesus]: can't even remember the email now
14:38 [wh1te]: lol ur name is ed?
14:38 [Shotgun_Jesus]: no...
14:38 [Shotgun_Jesus]: are you an idiot?