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Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

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Doolox

15:37 <Leroy>: meh, she's gotta be clean
15:37 <Doolox>: No ass!
15:37 <Roach>: Doolox
15:37 <Leroy>: I've had ass to mouth
15:37 <Roach>: thats bad for everyone
15:37 <Leroy>: it was awesome
15:37 <Leroy>: she was a dirrrrrrrrrrty girl
15:37 <Shotgun_Jesus>: I had to ban a guy named "Fart Enthusiast"
15:37 <Shotgun_Jesus>: I was sad he had to go
15:37 <Doolox>: lol
15:38 <Doolox>: Farting is so nasty.. I hate even my guy friends doing it.
15:38 <Leroy>: roach, if she's got feces up her rectum, she should go shit, not fuck
15:38 <Roach>: lol i know that
15:38 <Roach>: but
15:38 <Leroy>: usually they don't
15:38 <Roach>: yeah eat a burget
15:38 <Roach>: and swallow
15:38 <Roach>: theres still some burger in there
15:38 <Roach>: ~_~
15:38 <Shotgun_Jesus>: if doolox comes to meet, lets hold him down for a gang farting
15:38 <Doolox>: You guys are fucked!
15:38 <Leroy>: yeah I know
15:38 <Leroy>: I justlike it
15:38 <Mandy>: okay this is getting so nasty
15:38 <Roach>: lol i agree
15:38 <Leroy>: can't explain why
15:38 <Roach>: ass to mouth is just fucked.
15:38 <Roach>: put it this way
15:39 <Leroy>: yup
15:39 <Doolox>: This is going in the TD quotes forum..
15:39 <Roach>: would you let her stickefinger up ur ass than in ur mouth?
15:39 <Leroy>: this girl is also the girl that likes to toss my salad
 
Shotgun Jesus

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
47 on reggamuffin's constant camping/scouting on the roof of de_egons_world.

47 over mic said:
He's gotta still be up there. There's no way he could stop sucking that much dick cold turkey.
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OG buckshot jr

OG buckshot jr

TD Admin
After Wh1te advised Auron that "Turtles are good for tanking" (for GaY, I mean WoW):

HooB.wg said:
Yes, turtles are good for tanking. Only if you have the Mythril shard and Vampiric Necklace equipped though. Only then will you be able to attain the Homoerotic Belt and Utlity Kite while going through the graveyard of fellatio
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Brains

Brains

TD Admin (and LiR)
Biop adds Hoob on facebook. Biop looks at his pics.

Biop: "hey man whos that smoking hot milf in that dress"

Hoob: "thats my mom..."
 
iSeize

iSeize

TD Admin
[quote1294293724=Steve]
47: yeah!! goblins are best, they are all like "hehehe"
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fucking epic. i lauged sooo hard when i read this. then i showed my friends and they laughed too. one of them interns at CBC and its going to be on TV tomorrow.

cuz its hilarious.
 
Narf!

Narf!

TD Admin
[quote1294321218=iSeize]
[quote1294293724=Steve]
47: yeah!! goblins are best, they are all like "hehehe"
[/quote1294293724]
fucking epic. i lauged sooo hard when i read this. then i showed my friends and they laughed too. one of them interns at CBC and its going to be on TV tomorrow.

cuz its hilarious.
[/quote1294321218]
Is this your way of fighting your urge to join us in WoW? Because it's pathetic.

Denial isn't just another river in Egypt.
 
Shotgun Jesus

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
[quote1294326903=Steve]
47: yeah!! goblins are best, they are all like "hehehe"
[/quote1294326903]
Naw... WOW ain't gay at all.
 
47

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
Roach: After years of happiness Steve starts to get bored, as the fire that once burned inside both of you, is now but a smoldering ember. Steve leaves one morning without waking you, but leaves a note by the door explaining "Its not you, its me, I need to go find who i truly am" Several months pass without hearing from steve. Until one day, the phone rings. Its Steve, hes in Vegas and sounds like hes in some trouble. You can barly make out what he is trying to say, but you get an address and the name "Gary".

Your heart pounds, maybe steve still loves you. You jump in your car and race towards Vegas. It takes you a while to find your way around but eventually find the address. You knock on the door. a man comes to the door with a puzzled look on his face. "Can I help you?" he says. "Yes Im looking for Steve" you reply. "Theres no Steve here" he says, and immediatly slams the door in your face. you hear muffled screams through the steel doors "YOU CALLED SOMEBODY?!?!!?"
-savage beatings- -savage beatings- -savage beatings-

You hear a moan that you instantly recognize from within the steel doors. Its Steve! Your adrenaline begins to coarse throughout your body, and you feel like you could do anything. You see a dumpster to the right of the steel door, it looks as though you can climb into the top window. So you do.

Once in the building you look around, its a filthy pit riddled with syringes, garbage and human excrements. You poke ur head out into the hallway where you see some stairs. You begin your decent down the stairs. Once at the bottom you see a heap of flesh on the floor, with a face you can barly recognize. Steve. You look at him and cant help but smile, but the look he gives you back is not that of reassurance, but that of alarm.

-THUD-

You wake up, its dark. You are chained to a bed. Someone is at the foot of the bed.

"Here take this, itl help the pain."

"What have you done to me" you ask the darkness

"I've broken both your legs and arms, here" He says as he places pills in your mouth. You swallow, and immediatly feel the pain of your broken limbs wash away.

days pass, the man in the dark, presumably gary has come back routinely to feed you and administer the drugs.

One day he comes in and lets you go. He tells you that you are going to need to pay for the drugs he has given you. He sets you up with an intersection, and tells you to stand there and accept customers as they come.

"Just give me more drugs!!!" you scream, as the withdrawls are starting to sink in.

"Not until you've pulled your shift"

So he drops you off at the intersection. You take a look around and notice somebody on the opposite corner. The person looks somewhat familier, but the thought is soon washed away by the addiction...you just want your next fix.

The End.
 
wh1te

wh1te

TD Member
Tricks- "I wish .44 had a dick...it would be nice to know satisfaction"

This brought a tear to my eye with laughter lol
 
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