Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[wh1te]

Shotgun Jesus on crying statue in Windsor:

"It weeps because you're a faggot."

 

[Fork Included]

15:41 <Narf>: fork
15:41 <Narf>: you have a stepsister that's hot and likes asians?
15:41 <Shotgun_Jesus>: ha
15:41 <Fork_Chat>: hmmm
15:41 <Fork_Chat>: one sec
15:42 <Narf>: ...
15:42 <Shotgun_Jesus>: yeah, she likes to make coats out of them
15:42 <Narf>: *taps foot*
15:42 <Narf>: hahah

 

[BIOP]

Today on dust_td while we were all dead:

Brains: Ok, everyone rush underground next round.

Round starts, and Cock of Fur gets team swapped

Brains: Oh Cock of Fur got switched we can't do that plan.
BIOP: Lets do it anyway
Brains" YEA! It will be reverse-psychiatry
BIOP: Don't you mean reverse-psychology?
Brains: What?
Everyone: ahhahahah oh brains.

 

[Narf!]

LOL @ Brains

 

[Narf!]

[quote1288997868=Steve]
Some TF2 player: wow spawn killing, what are you gay?
Turbotaco: I'm super gay
Steve: I'm mega gay
BIOP: I suck cocks
[/quote1288997868]

I gotta resurrect this as it's my favorite epic quote of all time.

 

[HaileyHaze]

lol biop sad I missed that one!!!! Such a brains thing to say his name in full force. :P

 

[OG buckshot jr]

lol @ both BIOP and Narf

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

1:16 AM - Shotgun_Jesus: need me to kick a faggot?
1:17 AM - Shotgun_Jesus: or you just gonna sit and play with yourself
1:17 AM - Low Budget: nah im hopping on WTF

BAN!

 

[B.From.Acc]

[quote1289073585=OG buckshot jr]
lol @ both BIOP and Narf
[/quote1289073585]
bahaha! +1

 

[wh1te]

47 on 'boredom':

"God im soooo bored... gonan go wrap a belt around my neck and fap"

 

[OG buckshot jr]

[quote1289342316=Shotgun Jesus]
1:16 AM - Shotgun_Jesus: need me to kick a faggot?
1:17 AM - Shotgun_Jesus: or you just gonna sit and play with yourself
1:17 AM - Low Budget: nah im hopping on WTF

BAN!


[/quote1289342316]
Pfffff what a fag

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Leroy: Pyroette, where are you from?
Pyroette: I have a donut. Hold on.

 

[auron]

In livechat:
[blockquote]Narf: i don't date women[/blockquote]

 

[Leroy]

iSleeze: whats your RealID? i dont think any of us have you.

 

[Steve]

Just reread this whole thread, fuck I love TD lol.

 

[Doolox]

[quote1290190264=Steve]
Just reread this whole thread, fuck I love TD lol.
[/quote1290190264]
I just went thru it too for s#it & giggles.. Is still remember the conversation we had last year where you said...

"It's not about the sex sometimes, it's the degradation."

That was so well said, I've had some of my whore, Demarcio-type friends try to describe that & you said it so eloquently. lol.

 

[Steve]

haha i remember that, i think that was on de_season lol

 

[47]

hahaha

my fav quote of all time:

somefag: girls can cry their way out of anything
Stve: except rape

 

[Hinouchi]

[quote1290214705=47]
hahaha

my fav quote of all time:

somefag: girls can cry their way out of anything
Stve: except rape
[/quote1290214705]

HAhahahaha think it was Pyroette. XD

 

[Ba Chicka Wa Wa]

My Friend: You know how I know where having sex tonight?
Girl at bar: I'm stronger then you