TD's Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[hockeyfan611]

Granted. You now make all your phone calls on an old western electric phone.

I wish for something exciting to happen.

 

[marinerevenge]

granted. your house gets randomly bombed on the way home from working 6 hours overtime friday night.

i wish headaches didnt exist

 

[DrUgZ]

Granted. But cases of Anusaches increase over 9000%.
I wish for Half-Life 3...

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294811581=DrUgZ]
Granted. But cases of Anusaches increase over 9000%.
I wish for Half-Life 3...
[/quote1294811581]
Denied. Valve is a faggot.

I COULD REALLY USE A WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW etc...

 

[hockeyfan611]

Granted. But your wish involves Brains... and maybe some baby oil. Just maybe.

I wish university would go jump off a cliff.

 

[Narf!]

[quote1294844379=hockeyfan611]
Granted. But your wish involves Brains... and maybe some baby oil. Just maybe.

I wish university would go jump off a cliff.
[/quote1294844379]
Granted. Shortly prior, you parents legally changed your name to "University".

I wish Shotgun_Jesus would stop denying wishes like nagger Santa.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294846671=Narf!]
I wish Shotgun_Jesus would stop denying wishes like nagger Santa.
[/quote1294846671]
Denied. You are a RIM reject.

I wish tickling your own balls wasn't so fun.

 

[Narf!]

[quote1294847722=Shotgun Jesus]
Denied. You are a RIM reject.
[/quote1294847722]
I hate you SJ. You never play fair; always aiming for the feelings.


[quote1294847556=Shotgun Jesus]
I wish tickling your own balls wasn't so fun.
[/quote1294847556]
Granted. Your new addiction is tickling other people's balls.


I wish for no more nagger drivers when it snows.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294853386=Narf!]
I wish for no more nagger drivers when it snows.
[/quote1294853386]
Denied. You are a nagger driver.

 

[Narf!]

[quote1294853446=Shotgun Jesus]
[quote1294853386=Narf!]
I wish for no more nagger drivers when it snows.
[/quote1294853386]
Denied. You are a nagger driver.
[/quote1294853446]
ZING! Dammit SJ!! Good one!

 

[iCe]

[quote1294854644=Narf!]
[quote1294853446=Shotgun Jesus]
[quote1294853386=Narf!]
I wish for no more nagger drivers when it snows.
[/quote1294853386]
Denied. You are a nagger driver.
[/quote1294853446]
ZING! Dammit SJ!! Good one!
[/quote1294854644]


lol stop stealing my posts!

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294854827=iCe]
lol stop stealing my posts!
[/quote1294854827]
Denied. Narf keeps deleting your posts.

I wish I had pizza.

 

[Hinouchi]

HAHAHAHA 2 for SJ 0 for narf

 

[Roach]

[quote1294854930=Shotgun Jesus]
[quote1294854827=iCe]
lol stop stealing my posts!
[/quote1294854827]
Denied. Narf keeps deleting your posts.

I wish I had pizza.


[/quote1294854930]

Granted, but it's domino's

I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish i was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a 64 Impala

 

[Brains]

I LOVE dominoes!

 

[Roach]

[quote1294855541=Brains]
I LOVE dominoes!

[/quote1294855541]
Than I have no choice but to assume that you also like it when men shit down your throat.

 

[Brains]

Haha Eww. I can't believe u think it's garbage

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294857028=Roach]
[quote1294855541=Brains]
I LOVE dominoes!

[/quote1294855541]
Than I have no choice but to assume that you also like it when men shit down your throat.
[/quote1294857028]
+1

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Dominos ftw. Crackers.

Back to the topic.
i wish stupid autobalance was removed from our server.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294862816=OG buckshot jr]
i wish stupid autobalance was removed from our server.
[/quote1294862816]
Granted. It is replaced with autosodomy.

I wish anyone with "buckshot" in their name was removed from our server.