TD's Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[demarcio]

[quote1295039782=Narf!]
Granted. Inflation skyrockets and everyone's a billionaire. 87 octane gas for your Del Sol is 112.5 million/L

I wish Fox would keep Fringe on Thursdays rather than moving to Fridays...WTF?
[/quote1295039782]

Granted. The show stays on Thursdays, but nobody cares since Jersey Shore gets all the ratings for the Thursday nights. Fringe gets taken off the air, and you cry yourself to sleep every night.

Ps. Got rid of the Del Sol and got a G35 :)

I wish fat people didn't wear such tight clothing.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1295040191=Demarcio]
I wish fat people didn't wear such tight clothing.
[/quote1295040191]
Granted. They now walking around completely naked.

I wish this motherfucking pizza delivery fag would hurry up.

 

[iCe]

[quote1295040473=Shotgun Jesus]

I wish this motherfucking pizza delivery fag would hurry up.


[/quote1295040473]


Granted. Its flavored with the drivers special sauce.

I wish Leroy would stop screwing up the servers.

 

[TD|night blade]

Granted. his pos wd hard drive goes poof and he's outta action for atleast a week. (derp, true story bro!).

I wish I had more rum.

 

[vinny paz]

Granted. Your cabinet is now stocked with rum... but you have no more coke!

I wish for macaroni pictures.

 

[demarcio]

[quote1295286567=vinny paz]
I wish for macaroni pictures.
[/quote1295286567]

Granted. Your house is now filled with macaroni picture artwork. Unfortunately, they were knock-off prints made in China that emit dangerous fumes. Unaware, macaroni pictures become your silent killer.


I wish snow was only a concept, and not a reality.

 

[hockeyfan611]

Granted. You now live on a tiny island by yourself somewhere near the equator. Given that there is no snow, global warming proves to be true. Your island floods and you have no means of escape...

I wish someone would finish the above narrative for me.

 

[Narf!]

[quote1295289327=hockeyfan611]
Granted. You now live on a tiny island by yourself somewhere near the equator. Given that there is no snow, global warming proves to be true. Your island floods and you have no means of escape...

I wish someone would finish the above narrative for me.
[/quote1295289327]
Granted. Hockeyfan611 turned out to be a secret love of Demarcio -- also living on the same tiny island. With no means of escape, you two can only embrace in a way only pure faggots can. You two lovers die in Romeo & Romeo fashion.

I wish the new company cockfee didn't give me stomach problems...fuck I gotta go take a huge #2 right now. brb.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1295291015=Narf!]
I wish the new company cockfee didn't give me stomach problems...fuck I gotta go take a huge #2 right now. brb.
[/quote1295291015]
Granted. You say, "fuck the new coffee", and take a shit. You collect your shit from the bowl, put it in a coffee filter and you brew that motherfucker.

I wish it were socially acceptable for men to wear a mini skirt. Let the cock and balls fly, you know?

 

[HooB.wg]

Granted, you are now a cross dresser.

I wish this thread would be locked.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1295294671=HooB.wg]
I wish this thread would be locked.
[/quote1295294671]
Granted. It is replaced by 5 more SC2 BIOP Open threads.

I wish Leroy would die in a car fire.

 

[Ba Chicka Wa Wa]

Granted. I kidnapped Leroy raped him dailey for two weeks straight and then put him in a car and burned it to destroy the evidence.

Its been so long I wish I could get a BJ

 

[Ares]

Granted. SJ hasn't posted a reply yet so I assume he on on his way right now.

I wish I could fuck that dog ^

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1295320415=Ares]
I wish I could fuck that dog ^
[/quote1295320415]
Granted. You fuck the dog and contract canine AIDS.

I wish we could keep Hoob banned.

 

[wh1te]

Granted. Team stacking comes to a halt <3

I wish my union didn't allow retired employees to return to work and maintain their seniority.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Hahaha you are bupinder's bitchclat hahahaha

 

[Narf!]

[quote1295367169=wh1te]
I wish my union didn't allow retired employees to return to work and maintain their seniority.
[/quote1295367169]
Granted. They now get a promotion when they return. A portion is deducted from your pay to fund their massive pay raise.


I wish for warmer weather...

 

[Ba Chicka Wa Wa]

Granted, your outside in the cold and I give you a golden shower to warm you up. You then become a frozen yellow block of ice and are lost for 10,000 years only to be discovered by whatever habits this earth in the future.

I wish I could make more money.

 

[demarcio]

[quote1295374421=Ba Chicka Wa Wa]
I wish I could make more money.
[/quote1295374421]

Granted. You make a fortune, but are hit up by golddiggers and lose it all. In the end you are left with multiple STDs and loan sharks after your kneecaps.

I wish the housing market in Canada wasn't such a piece of shit.

 

[47]

[quote1295379209=Demarcio]
I wish the housing market in Canada wasn't such a piece of shit.
[/quote1295379209]

granted. housing market gets better, u still make no money. and for the sake of comedy, u also get raped by leroys.

i wish wow didnt make u a faggot.