TD's Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[.44 caliber]

Granted. Your mom buys you 30 lbs of it for your birthday and locks you in your room until its all gone. Game over.

I wish Glock, Death, and Omission had a 3-way marriage and adopted me as their son so that we could travel the world taste testing fine beers and liquors and also Omission teaches me how to hunt wild Spinny.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

[quote1294695662=.44 CALiBER]
I wish Glock, Death, and Omission had a 3-way marriage and adopted me as their son so that we could travel the world taste testing fine beers and liquors and also Omission teaches me how to hunt wild Spinny.
[/quote1294695662]

Granted. You just found out Kirock and Glock got engaged.

I wish I had a get rich quick scheme become successful

 

[auron]

I loved roaches contribution. I got into that shit. I was all nervous.

 

[B.From.Acc]

[quote1294696784=Auron]
I loved roaches contribution. I got into that shit. I was all nervous.
[/quote1294696784]
lol me too, made me sad though.

[quote1294696672=OG buckshot jr]
I wish I had a get rich quick scheme become successful
[/quote1294696672]
granted. buck hands you your helmet and knee pads.

i wish i could fast forward this university thing.

 

[Leroy]

fine beers and liquors and also Omission teaches me how to hunt wild Spinny.

Catching wild spinny is easy, you have to set ass traps.

 

[47]

[quote1294702639=Auron]
I loved roaches contribution. I got into that shit. I was all nervous.
[/quote1294702639]

+1. epic story. i couldnt stop reading and when it was over, i wanted moar !

 

[Cock]

[quote1294705575=B.From.Acc]
granted. buck hands you your helmet and knee pads.

i wish i could fast forward this university thing.
[/quote1294705575]

Granted. Your parents kick you out promptly after. You're now in huge debt and job less.... BJ lends you his old Knee Pads and Helmet.

I wish I lived in Tokyo.

 

[Tricks]

[quote1294711599=cock]
I wish I lived in Tokyo.
[/quote1294711599]

Granted. You get raped 3-5 times each day because, really, it's like saying hello in Japan.

I wish .44 had a dick...it would be nice to know satisfaction

 

[dead mike]

granted, he now has a pringles can cock that he only gets hard around men

i wish i had a mil

 

[HooB.wg]

Granted, you now have a "mil". It's full of sheep, chickens, and faggot fucking goats.

I wish to have sex with Jack Deth's girlfriend.

 

[vinny paz]

Granted. Jack Death catches you in the act and has a conversation with you.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early tomorrow.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294718825=vinny paz]
Granted. Jack Death catches you in the act and has a conversation with you.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early tomorrow.
[/quote1294718825]
Granted. You die of AIDS in your sleep.

I wish I didn't have to burn down that elementary school.

 

[thomastronics]

Granted - by all TD WoWfags

I wish someone ready Roaches novel

 

[SiR-DreW]

Granted ! Someone "readys" Roaches novel all over your face hindering procreation due to massive amounts of unhealing paper cuts.

I wish all the various anime type characters in my room came to life and gave me aids simultaneously.

 

[Roach]

[quote1294724973=SiR-DreW]
Granted ! Someone "readys" Roaches novel all over your face hindering procreation due to massive amounts of unhealing paper cuts.

I wish all the various anime type characters in my room came to life and gave me aids simultaneously.
[/quote1294724973]

hahahaha why would you wish that

 

[47]

[quote1294725190=SiR-DreW]
I wish all the various anime type characters in my room came to life and gave me aids simultaneously.
[/quote1294725190]

granted. happy bukkake party !

i wish i was a dictator in a oil rich country with nukes.

 

[LT_Clash]

Granted, your oil-rich poverity ridden dictatorship only gets internet for 20 mins a day.

I wish people could understand what i write

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294727789=LT_Clash]
Granted, your oil-rich poverity ridden dictatorship only gets internet for 20 mins a day.

I wish people could understand what i write
[/quote1294727789]
Granted. You start paying attention in English class and stop sniffing gasoline.

I wish there were good pizza places open.

 

[TurboTaco]

Granted. The good pizza places are open, but they only have cum-ranch dipping sauce.

I wish I was given an invitation to the Playboy Mansion by Hugh Hefner himself.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294728851=TurboTaco]
Granted. The good pizza places are open, but they only have cum-ranch dipping sauce.

I wish I was given an invitation to the Playboy Mansion by Hugh Hefner himself.
[/quote1294728851]
Denied. You are a faggot.

I wish stuff happened when I did stuff.