Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[Shotgun Jesus]

iSeize says something is boring then...

Brains: I'll bore your mom!
Brains: in bed
Brains: no wait the opposite of that

 

[auron]

Shotgun: PISS ON THIS YOU LIAR!

 

[mandy]

[quote1272485246=Shotgun Jesus]
iSeize says something is boring then...

Brains: I'll bore your mom!
Brains: in bed
Brains: no wait the opposite of that
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Of course Brains would ruin it for himself... :P

 

[Roach]

Shortbus: Yo revived are u asain?
Revived: Yeah
Shortbus: Prove it, whats 2x25
Revived: 50
Shortbus: Hes legit.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1272549032=Roach]
Shortbus: Yo revived are u asain?
Revived: Yeah
Shortbus: Prove it, whats 2x25
Revived: 50
Shortbus: Hes legit.
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Hahaha!

 

[OG buckshot jr]

hahahahahahahaa!

 

[Steve]

Auron: *sigh*
Auron: You have no qualms with rape do you

After a brutal scrim on cpl_strike

 

[Narf!]

Auron view on gay secks in Live Chat:

"I don't let fags just go to town on me. They have to kiss my ear and whisper sweet nothing."

 

[Fork Included]

15:20 <Brains>: what does this "brains" mean?
15:21 <Narf>: it's like "fag"
15:21 <Narf>: but worse
15:21 <fag_man_cock_girl>: its like not only are you a fag, but you're also a homosexual, with a touch of gay

 

[Fork Included]

<Narf>: someone translate what this ice character is typing. all i see is "blah blah blah blah ...oh! a dick! sucky sucky sucky"

 

[47]

Stve: "The stupidity is rage worthy."

 

[auron]

35mm:Cus you are a fcuking noob lol.

Epic thread:
http://torontodarkly.ca/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?56267.0

 

[iCe]

Shotgun_Jesus: TD|East Indian Cock
Shotgun_Jesus: TD|Five Day Sized Load
Shotgun_Jesus: I have to write some of these names down for cs

 

[HooB.wg]

Ice: alberta sounds like a gay club... just throwing that out there

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

While playing on de_cpl_fire...

Random new gay pubber [to me]: That guy in your spray is hot!

Me: eeeewwwwww

Spinny, you have a gay admirer.

 

[Fork Included]

 

[HooB.wg]

" Thanks, Leroy "

-- The sarcastic phrase that insinuates that Leroy must have FUCKED UP AGAIN!

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

About some Asian youtube girl I said was really young:

TD|Hawk-Eye: if she is old enough to piss
TD|Hawk-Eye: she is old enough for me
TD|Hawk-Eye: LOL

 

[Shortbus]

Hawk-Eye is dumb, its "if shes old enough to pee, shes good enough for me"

 

[Hawk-Eye]

same thing I wasnt trying for the rhyme LoL

AND SHE WASNT THAT YOUNG, she was like 17 when she made the video a year ago LoL