Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[Shortbus]

Its not a saying if you say it wrong. =]

 

[Cock]

Steve on the lil Nog vs Brilz fight

Brilz is way better then jesus, he just survived the crusufix, jesus didn't

 

[HooB.wg]

[quote1275399432=Leroy]
he's probably narfs wow buddy. None of those guys speak fucking english.

kekeke, your nightelf ganked my super pixie dust, lets run a 40man pvp dungeon, my paladin needs to level to use the magic missle, epic win

Narf, in the REAL world, all good online games are PvP and have deagles, period.


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[Archduke]

[quote1275454203=cock]
Steve on the lil Nog vs Brilz fight

Brilz is way better then jesus, he just survived the crusufix, jesus didn't

You butchered it.
Steve "I guess Jiu Jitsu is better than Jesus because it can get out of the crucifix"
I think that's more like it

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[Steve]

[quote1275455702=Archduke]
[quote1275454203=cock]
Steve on the lil Nog vs Brilz fight

Brilz is way better then jesus, he just survived the crusufix, jesus didn't

You butchered it.
Steve "I guess Jiu Jitsu is better than Jesus because it can get out of the crucifix"
I think that's more like it

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you butchered it even worse!!!

All I can remember is we all lold

 

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[quote1278446498=Steve]

you butchered it even worse!!!

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yall butchered the entire thread ! got eat pancakes !

 

[Spinny]

Ultimate epic quote by brains.... If i was a girl I'd suck dick

 

[Roach]

sj has the longest list of fucked up names
TD|Shotgun_Jesus
TD|Person Man
TD|Dick Turban
TD|Bacon Cock Flaps
TD|No Name Brand Dental Dam
TD|He's No Jedi...
TD|A Saggy Pair of Fag Tits
TD|Black Guy on the Telephone
TD|Championship Belt for Fags
TD|12'' Action Fagure
TD|Fag That Eats Action Figures
TD|PhD In Cock & Ass Relations
TD|A Dick With Home Fries
TD|AIDS Brand Toothpaste
TD|Sex With A Can of Bear Stew
TD|I Hate [insert anything]
TD|Tropical Island Cum Drink
TD|Where's My Lotto Max, Fags?
TD|All Girl Death Metal Band
TD|Cunter-Shit: Sucks
TD|Blood Stained Cock
TD|A Fag In Your Womb
TD|Spinny's Cum Cellar
TD|Black Gay Midget with AIDS
TD|Carton of Jizz & Piss
TD|Spinny's Love of Brains
TD|Spinny's Love of Splooge
TD|Spinny's Love of Black Sploo
TD|The Chamber of Black Dicks
TD|Low Budget's Shitstained Dic
TD|Narf's Creepy Cock Obsession
TD|AIDS From A Vending Machine

seriously his list is over 200 names long i think.
SJ you need help.

 

[Spinny]

I am probably mentioned in 25% of his names lol

 

[Roach]

TD|Ham Sandwich, But w/ Cocks
TD|Jenga, But With Cocks <---LOL
TD|Cane Made Out of Cocks

Seriously spinny, u gotta let SJ play with ur junk for a bit
let him get this shit out of his system.

 

[Spinny]

He wishes he could get the shit out of my system :p

 

[Hinouchi]

He'll just anal rape you to get the shit out of your system.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

*DEAD* Mighty_bit_later<? : whats 5"6 300 pounds
*DEAD* TD|buckshot jr : your girlfriend?
*DEAD* McDeagle | Jinchu : lol
*DEAD* TD|SiR-APESHIT : hahah
*DEAD* McDeagle | Jinchu : good one
*DEAD* Gromit : lol

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

You can't EPIC QUOTE yourself, you fucking nincompoop jr.

 

[Narf!]

SJ on BJ quoting himself in TD Epic Quotes:

[quote1279049218=Shotgun Jesus]
You can't EPIC QUOTE yourself, you fucking nincompoop jr.
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[Steve]

lulz

 

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[quote1279053989=Narf!]
SJ on BJ quoting himself in TD Epic Quotes:

[quote1279049218=Shotgun Jesus]
You can't EPIC QUOTE yourself, you fucking nincompoop jr.
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now thats epic

 

[Shortbus]

lol steve, wheres that gif from?

 

[Steve]

[quote1279066900=Shortbus]
lol steve, wheres that gif from?
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Overeem getting interviewed by some magazine.

He uses her as a punching bag in the video too.

Oh the dutch.

 

[auron]

Roach on Fork and his extreme grammar nazism:

"i can only imagine what the sex is like

girl: lets fuck

fork: fuck:from the german word fliken which means to strike. This word has been adapted by modern north american culture as a slang word. The word in this context would mean to that you would like to preform intercourse. id love to, but before we can, im going to need you to say it in a complete sentance because i cant understand sentance fragments like "lets fuck"

girl: your such a douche

fork: call me. "

(I especially like the misuse of "your" in it, which no doubt fork wants to correct)