Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[Fork Included]

[quote1265219810=Brains]
[quote1265207681=Fork Included]
brains on vent:

you know.. like when you're in LaSenza.. and you see those double D bra's... you just like want to, put it on your head..
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haha wtf I never said I wanna put it on my head
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yes you did, that is why i wrote it down, its the punchline.

 

[Brains]

Haha I didn't tho y would I want to put a bra on my head? Fork your trying to make me look all weird

 

[Fork Included]

[quote1265221351=Brains]
Haha I didn't tho y would I want to put a bra on my head? Fork your trying to make me look all weird
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I dont think anyone has to "try" in order to make you look weird.

 

[47]

47: When Fedor fights, i feel like its my birthday .
Steve: yeah, that because he fights once a year !

ZING !

 

[Pyro]

(before admin abusing a guy + banning him)
Stve: let me mute him so he doesn't bitch
47: NO DONT! ...I want to taste his tears.

(a few minutes later while discussing how girls can get away with murder)
pyro:Girls can cry their way out of anything
Stve:except rape

 

[47]

[quote1265649765=Pyro]
(before admin abusing a guy + banning him)
Stve: let me mute him so he doesn't bitch
47: NO DONT! ...I want to taste his tears.

(a few minutes later while discussing how girls can get away with murder)
pyro:Girls can cry their way out of anything
Stve:except rape
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hahaah HORRIBLE !!!! lol

 

[OG buckshot jr]

lololollo!

 

[mandy]

oh my god lmfao

 

[BIOP]

[quote1265850392=47]
[quote1265649765=Pyro]
(before admin abusing a guy + banning him)
Stve: let me mute him so he doesn't bitch
47: NO DONT! ...I want to taste his tears.

(a few minutes later while discussing how girls can get away with murder)
pyro:Girls can cry their way out of anything
Stve:except rape
[/quote1265649765]

hahaah HORRIBLE !!!! lol

[/quote1265850392]

hahahahahahahhahahhahaha

 

[auron]

That's a nice picture yaknow? The girl eating the other girl's pussy? -Town Drunk

 

[vinny paz]

[quote1266979526=BIOP]
[quote1265850392=47]
[quote1265649765=Pyro]
(before admin abusing a guy + banning him)
Stve: let me mute him so he doesn't bitch
47: NO DONT! ...I want to taste his tears.

(a few minutes later while discussing how girls can get away with murder)
pyro:Girls can cry their way out of anything
Stve:except rape
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hahaah HORRIBLE !!!! lol

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hahahahahahahhahahhahaha
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bahahahaha

 

[Hinouchi]

[quote1266981142=Pyro]
(before admin abusing a guy + banning him)
Stve: let me mute him so he doesn't bitch
47: NO DONT! ...I want to taste his tears.

(a few minutes later while discussing how girls can get away with murder)
pyro:Girls can cry their way out of anything
Stve:except rape
[/quote1266981142]

GOLD! XD

 

[Steve]

Leroykay so I am going to run this by you. Okay, so you know when you are cooking breakfast, and you have egg shells? and maybe the wrapper from some bacon? You throw that shit in the garbage. Basically TD is breakfast, and WTF are the egg shells.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1267920106=Steve]
Leroykay so I am going to run this by you. Okay, so you know when you are cooking breakfast, and you have egg shells? and maybe the wrapper from some bacon? You throw that shit in the garbage. Basically TD is breakfast, and WTF are the egg shells.
[/quote1267920106]

Even children could understand this. +1

 

[auron]

[quote1268150918=Shotgun Jesus]
[quote1267920106=Steve]
Leroykay so I am going to run this by you. Okay, so you know when you are cooking breakfast, and you have egg shells? and maybe the wrapper from some bacon? You throw that shit in the garbage. Basically TD is breakfast, and WTF are the egg shells.
[/quote1267920106]

Even Brains could understand this. +1
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[.44 caliber]

"Maple cookies"

-Hoob

 

[Narf!]

At the TD meet, iSeize says to Mandy and her friend:

"So...you have highschool tomorrow?"


Smooth, buddy. Real smooth.

 

[HooB.wg]

[quote1269441253=Narf!]
At the TD meet, iSeize says to Mandy and her friend:

"So...you have highschool tomorrow?"


Smooth, buddy. Real smooth.
[/quote1269441253]
lmao

 

[iSeize]

most fail chirp ever attempted

 

[mandy]

[quote1269450624=Narf!]
At the TD meet, iSeize says to Mandy and her friend:

"So...you have highschool tomorrow?"


Smooth, buddy. Real smooth.
[/quote1269450624]
Hahahahaha!
Oh Trev, soooooooooo slowwwwww :P