Sexiest voice: SiR-DReW
Craziest mofucka: APESHIT (I'd like to see you top drinking beer out of a condom and snorting pepper...)
Nicest: 4-way tie between Glock, Omission, Death, and town drunk with other notables such as BIOP, Keeripes, nick., and many others
Nicest van: Death
Best potential boy band: Me, $tve, Brains, and 47 (...I want it thaattt waaaay...)
Has the most STDs (known and unknown): Shotgun_Jesus
Most fucked up in-game names: Shotgun_Jesus
Most children: Glock
WTF he's Asian!?: Me and TurboTaco
WTF he's White!?: Leroy (...or is he...?)
Says "
ne love" in >50% of his posts: Bucky Jr.
Haitian sensation: LoW BuDgEt (wins by default)
Beast from the East: Me, over all the other Asians on this server.
Best of the West: Hailey Haze (wins by default because she's from BC :P)