BannerWolf
I'm New Here
HELLO all you crazy people of the Internet I am from the future... not really. I am however new to the website not the server so this me saying hi "HI".
Unfortunately the other reason why I am posting this is that I have some very unfortunate news regarding one of the admins on the tf2 trade server by the name of @Lone Star. Lone and I had a bit of a brake up. You see I fell in love with him back when I first joined the server. His repeated smiting of me was a clear sign of deep affection and so a romance blossomed. I won't lie at first it was a little rough, what with him being administration on so many servers. He was barely able to spend any time with me. Then I am not sure if this was my fault or he just lost interest but he began to ignore me. This was the worst of all. THE COLD loneliness started to set in. So naturally when this new sexy hunk of an administrator came onto the server and started telliporting me around of corse I fell in love. YES DAMMIT I was committed to another. It was taboo but I couldn't stand it. If you would just picture Lone Star and I standing on a grassy knoll with Lone's long flowing blond hair blowing in the wind, his baby blue summer dress fluttering. Suddenly a strong gust tugs at his beautiful matching sun hat. As he utters a soft " Oh my" in that delicate voice we have all come to love. Hurriedly I try to catch it for him. Chasing after the hat I stumbled on the uneven ground. These high heels are not suited for such unladylike behavior. As I fall I suddenly feel a warm strong embrace wrap around me. I look up into the strong handsome face of Points of Authority, majestic and proud. I go to thank him in the old tongue of the Penguin Lords, but he only looks at me in bewilderment. The poor thing could not understand pengish so he smiled and embraced for what seemed an eternity.
I am writing this post in the the hopes that Lone will read it and understand that it is over. I have found someone who truly loves me for who I am. Lone if you are reading this please understand I wright this out of respect for your beauty, majesty and grace. I just wish I had the courage to tell you all this earlier. Forever your friend BannerWolf
Part 2 IS IN THE COMMENT SECTION
Unfortunately the other reason why I am posting this is that I have some very unfortunate news regarding one of the admins on the tf2 trade server by the name of @Lone Star. Lone and I had a bit of a brake up. You see I fell in love with him back when I first joined the server. His repeated smiting of me was a clear sign of deep affection and so a romance blossomed. I won't lie at first it was a little rough, what with him being administration on so many servers. He was barely able to spend any time with me. Then I am not sure if this was my fault or he just lost interest but he began to ignore me. This was the worst of all. THE COLD loneliness started to set in. So naturally when this new sexy hunk of an administrator came onto the server and started telliporting me around of corse I fell in love. YES DAMMIT I was committed to another. It was taboo but I couldn't stand it. If you would just picture Lone Star and I standing on a grassy knoll with Lone's long flowing blond hair blowing in the wind, his baby blue summer dress fluttering. Suddenly a strong gust tugs at his beautiful matching sun hat. As he utters a soft " Oh my" in that delicate voice we have all come to love. Hurriedly I try to catch it for him. Chasing after the hat I stumbled on the uneven ground. These high heels are not suited for such unladylike behavior. As I fall I suddenly feel a warm strong embrace wrap around me. I look up into the strong handsome face of Points of Authority, majestic and proud. I go to thank him in the old tongue of the Penguin Lords, but he only looks at me in bewilderment. The poor thing could not understand pengish so he smiled and embraced for what seemed an eternity.
I am writing this post in the the hopes that Lone will read it and understand that it is over. I have found someone who truly loves me for who I am. Lone if you are reading this please understand I wright this out of respect for your beauty, majesty and grace. I just wish I had the courage to tell you all this earlier. Forever your friend BannerWolf
Part 2 IS IN THE COMMENT SECTION
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