Share your favourite War Z stories and moments

[B.From.Acc]

so i spawn in rocky ford (nice little town) in the little white house, with hammer and a badass .22 handgun. roll over to the restaurant, looking down the strip as i go. i see MTV armor on the diner counter, strap that guy on... i hear footsteps from the post office, DOOF! my face is on the ground behind the counter, in third person. the dooood walks up to the window of the diner and can't figure out how to jump in the window. he turns around like hes looking for something or someone, then continues to attempt the diner window jump. enough. i pop up with a fully loaded .22 pistol, no shit. 5-6 bullets gets him good. i continue to wait to see if anyone else will come and attempt the window jump. sure enough, a second doofer peeps his head, .22 bullets tickled him to death too!

loot = 3 more MTV armor, large backpack, 2 m4 semis, 1 m16, 1 stanag clip, 1 kruger mini, 2 helmets, 3 hammaaaars, food/healers (3 granola logs included). = boot it back to castle pines.


instead of always server hopping, i'd love to get a large crew to intimidate and roll to different towns again...

 

[47]

nice bob.


@stve : SVD

 

[Shortbus]

sick loot for sure

 

[Steve]

So I farm Boulder for 3 hours to get 6 m4's, stags, stag45's cmags and more. Paki finds a sniper in boulder. I immediately drop what I am doing and offer/insist to help get him back to safezone. Low Budgets idea of getting out of Boulder quietly and safely was sprinting down the street, then into a dead end fence trap, then getting all the zombies to circle me and kill me while he runs off to pakistan like the stench he is.



I have not raged so hard in years.

 

[Shortbus]

he jack your shit too?

 

[47]

no, he bailed hard. steve was MAAAAAAD !!! rough times

 

[Steve]

he jack your shit too?

nope its all despawning in a horde of zombies on some fucking eurotrash server.

fuck this paki game

 

[Brades]

 

[Remy]

instead of always server hopping, i'd love to get a large crew to intimidate and roll to different towns again...

We did this yesterday, 6 guys...all raped cause we had 0 coordination. Better to spawn in and hold than to walk in.

Lol Steve, way to trust a black guy....

 

[Shortbus]

Yah, there was about 6 of us and we got raped by about another 6 who were holding down clearview. they were already set up so they had the upper hand.

 

[B.From.Acc]

hahaha! paki be paki do.

dang! next time

 

[Steve]

that feel when we get an epic clan raid going, cock brings out sniper and gets hacked in 2 seconds.

that feel when I log onto 2nd toon and get sniper before hacker can for cock

 

[Brades]

when steve takes sniper rifle and bails without giving back to cock.

 

[Steve]

when everyone thinks I am gonna rob Cock.

when I wish it was braids sniper, and I would rob it.

when I had to bail because of work at 6am on Saturday

 

[Brades]

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

when i get payback on ICE for stealing my m16 and then i give away the m16 i killed him to get back