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job shit

i'm getting sick of my job and if i don't get promoted in the next few months i want to start looking for a new one, just wondering if yall have any inspiring ideas on what kind of employers i should look toward for getting more than $15 an hour stable 40 hour weeks and i have no qualifications but i've been working for a while in errr finance related problem solving shit.

frankly, i would be happy as piss even to work in a factory if the starting wage were fifteen bones an hour.

no dick or AIDS related options will be considered.
 

Remy

TD Member / Gay Gyoza
[quote1283871612=omission™]
Toronto Transit Commission, starting pay: $19.00 hr.
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omis get me a job there dude!
 

Narf!

TD Admin
[quote1283871692=S@lv_dor]
...i have no qualifications but i've been working for a while in errr finance related problem solving shit...
[/quote1283871692]
Just a heads up, but...
"No qualifications" and "finance" generally don't mix well.
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
How old are you? Under 25 I'd be inclined to recommend college/university.

Over 25, and its the working life for you, pal.

How married are you to your current geographical location?

It might be your current skillset doesn't fit well with the local economy, so I suggest packing shit up and moving if at all possible (understanding the limitations of family, criminal history, etc)
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
I've kept thinking about this. How many jumps/moves on your portfolio? Honestly, if you don't have any qualifications, employers then look to "softer" skills.

Ability to deal with tough people, reliability, loyalty to a company. Honestly, I'd stick it out, nothing looks worse on your resume than a shit load of 4 months jobs. If it were one or two, thats understandable, but 4-5, and its you.
 

Roach

TD Admin
do a 10 week online course, get ur electrical technician diploma, go work for ontario hydro make $22.00/h to start

wuuuurd
 

LT_Clash

TD Member
Might be good to get qualifications for whAt ever it is you do then leverage that to try and get a promotion. If that dosent work out at least it will make fxurther job hunting easyr.
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
how can i make $150000 into more $$$$$$ ???

edit: legally
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
Invest in Oracle (ORCL), they just sacked Phillips and brought the prez in from Dell. Shares rose 7.7%!!
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
[quote1283877751=Leroy]

Invest in Oracle (ORCL), they just sacked Phillips and brought the prez in from Dell. Shares rose 7.7%!!
[/quote1283877751]
will they rise more ?? so shady, this stock shit
 

Narf!

TD Admin
[quote1283878369=47]
[quote1283877751=Leroy]

Invest in Oracle (ORCL), they just sacked Phillips and brought the prez in from Dell. Shares rose 7.7%!!
[/quote1283877751]
will they rise more ?? so shady, this stock shit
[/quote1283878369]
I know right! Fucking stock market...
 

skd_mrk

TD Admin
[quote1283878463=Narf!]
[quote1283878369=47]
[quote1283877751=Leroy]

Invest in Oracle (ORCL), they just sacked Phillips and brought the prez in from Dell. Shares rose 7.7%!!
[/quote1283877751]
will they rise more ?? so shady, this stock shit
[/quote1283878369]
I know right! Fucking stock market...
[/quote1283878463]

Actually Hurd is from HP (not Dell). Hurd is good at building relationships with customers. Wouldn't be suprised to see him adding some growth to Oracle, but Oracle has an awful lot of presidents (3) and Ellison is kinda a prick so it might not last. I think it'd be awesome if he could get more SUN products out in the market. Not particularly thrilled with HP crap.

My portfolio is up 10% for the year... :-P
 

Roach

TD Admin
[quote1283878945=iSeize]
Obamas pulling out of iraq soon.
just bet t all.
[/quote1283878945]
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha
 

HooB.wg

Hacking Faggot
[quote1283879559=iSeize]
Obamas pulling out of iraq soon.
just bet t all.
[/quote1283879559]

Win win and more win
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
[quote1283881249=HooB.wg]
[quote1283879559=iSeize]
Obamas pulling out of iraq soon.
just bet t all.
[/quote1283879559]

Win win and more win
[/quote1283881249]

super win !!! all hail narf, the king of TD for the day of sept 7, 2010
 
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