Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[omission]

You guys are funny

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Me: What if a guy stopped you in the street and started talking to your cock?

iSeize: I would call him Fork Included.


I found that quite humorous.

 

[DrUgZ]

it was isieze lol

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Doesn't matter, the three of you are equally gay.

 

[Steve]

[quote1262889691=ALPHA APE]
hey S P E E D in the mean time you should see if you can take out some real estate on top of that that ladder in de_nuke. build yourself a shanty there.
[/quote1262889691]


i lol'd so hard

 

[Cock]

Brains: Hey, Whats NAT closed/open mean?
BJ: when NAT is Closed it your getting it haaaaaaaard up the asssssssss.
When NAT is open it's Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice 'n' Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

 

[Pyroette]

[quote1263314898=Steve]
[quote1262889691=ALPHA APE]
hey S P E E D in the mean time you should see if you can take out some real estate on top of that that ladder in de_nuke. build yourself a shanty there.
[/quote1262889691]


i lol'd so hard
[/quote1263314898]

ahahahahahah thats awesome

 

[47]

BJ made 4 threads on single pics

Prop to BJ:

"Could you not have merged these 4 tiny pics into 1 post you lame bitch?:

 

[OG buckshot jr]

[quote1263536440=47]
BJ made 4 threads on single pics

Prop to BJ:

"Could you not have merged these 4 tiny pics into 1 post you lame bitch?:
[/quote1263536440]

lol I know, I got owned hahahahaha

 

[iSeize]

BRAINS (drunk again) : Fuck my dick....thats what she said OOHHHH!!!!!!
Town: Why the fuck would she say that????

 

[auron]

Francis The Pig : it's perfect cuz sinec it's shorter it makes jacking off in public less obvious

 

[68cal]

what did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede!

its funny because the robot doesn't have any arms



EDIT by Narf: dude, you don't need one new post for each line...

EDIT by 68: but dude, I liked it that way D=

 

[Fork Included]

some random fag: i'm more canadian than anyone here

44caliber: what? do you have tim hortons tatooed on your dick?

 

[auron]

pyro: i voted yes because i dont know who the fuck you are and am wondering why you think anyone gives a shit about you one way or another.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Entemology drinking on de_kismayo:

*DEAD* Entemology Drinkin : m4 is fuckin broken

 

[Fork Included]

brains on vent talking about the meet:

If i get really drunk i really dont care if i get raped

 

[Fork Included]

brains on vent:

you know.. like when you're in LaSenza.. and you see those double D bra's... you just like want to, put it on your head..

 

[mandy]

LMFAO oh god brains only you. Only you

 

[LT_Clash]

[quote1265205148=Fork Included]
brains on vent:

you know.. like when you're in LaSenza.. and you see those double D bra's... you just like want to, put it on your head..
[/quote1265205148]

+1 makes a good hat

 

[Brains]

[quote1265207681=Fork Included]
brains on vent:

you know.. like when you're in LaSenza.. and you see those double D bra's... you just like want to, put it on your head..
[/quote1265207681]

haha wtf I never said I wanna put it on my head