Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[Steve]

This thread is Toronto Darkly.

-in reference to the Hot Guys Thread

 

[jamesearljones]

[7:41] SJ: lb loves latin men
[7:44] low_budget: i love all men
[7:44] low_budget: ass holes have no faces

Ewwww

hahaha

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

SJ: Moving sucks
47: When I rule the world, I'll have my own Gestapo that look for people who are moving

I don't know if it's because I was very tired, but I lol'd hard

 

[47]

haha, u said "moving sux"

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Fixed

 

[Narf!]

Both classic TD...I'm in tears at work right now hehehehe hahahahahaahahhah HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *sigh*

Originally Posted by steve

Some TF2 player: wow spawn killing, what are you gay?
Turbotaco: I';m super gay
Steve: I'm mega gay
BIOP: I suck cocks

Originally Posted by Pyro
(before admin abusing a guy + banning him)
Stve: let me mute him so he doesn't bitch
47: NO DONT! ...I want to taste his tears.

(a few minutes later while discussing how girls can get away with murder)
pyro:Girls can cry their way out of anything
Stve:except rape

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

While LB and Brades are sharing links to different cam whores

LB: skinny as fuck and tall
LB: but yes
LB: hot
LB: id fuck her nose


:neutral:

 

[DevilMayCare]

town drunk: I'm from Nova Scotia, I know how to fuck!

Just hoping you are not from Cape Breton or else this is even funnier

 

[Steve]

Lowbudget: my ass hurts
Lowbudget: I can now do the gaping asshole trick

 

[TurboTaco]

lulz

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Ken |HONG KONG DEFUSE EXPERT| : cant call me hacker, i played CS before u know how to cum

 

[DevilMayCare]

CT: They are in our tower .
Town Drunk : I see him , oh wait no that is just a stool .
Town Drunk : (Extremly surprised) OH SHIT THERE IS ONE THERE "dead"

 

[DevilMayCare]

23:03 blitzkrieg brades ive got something serious to talk about
23:03 OhShitABear aids is very serious
23:03 blitzkrieg im not talkingabout aids

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Brades: no food
Brades: eating croutons
Brades: fffuuuu


Shit is fucking sad, LOL

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Blitzkrieg: What's the best way to stop a nose bleed?
0lst: tampons

 

[Fork Included]

Brains:
how do u put Hz into a command tho?

 

[Steve]

Brades: no food
Brades: eating croutons
Brades: fffuuuu


Shit is fucking sad, LOL

Hah, been there. Nothing like croutons and ranch dressing when there is no food in your house.

 

[iSeize]

CT: They are in our tower .
Town Drunk : I see him , oh wait no that is just a stool .
Town Drunk : (Extremly surprised) OH SHIT THERE IS ONE THERE "dead"

i lold pretty hard at this.

 

[Tarin]

Brades: no food
Brades: eating croutons
Brades: fffuuuu


Shit is fucking sad, LOL

I make my own croutons. I'll post a box to Brades so he can eat lux croutons next time.

 

[Steve]

10:37 PM - TurboTaco with DERP: video games suck nowadays
10:38 PM - TurboTaco with DERP: should just download pacman
10:38 PM - TurboTaco with DERP: :rageface:
10:38 PM - TurboTaco with DERP: :whywhy:
10:38 PM - TurboTaco with DERP: the emots on forums are more fun than video games
10:38 PM - TurboTaco with DERP: :\