Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[OG buckshot jr]

LB's current BBM status:

"five guys sure does hit the spot after a long day"

LOL I read that too!

 

[Ghett0]

Ghett0: You need to get your tmpon?
Canadian BLT: Yeah.

Selfpwned.exe

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Satanic Hamster: Your mother wasn't complaining about my latency last night
Salvador: she lives closer to you

I chuckled.

 

[tomservo]

Omission" i left some tracks in my underwear but its okay cause im drunk!"

 

[dead mike]

lololol omission long live the king

 

[Ghett0]

James Earl Jones: I wanted to pull mine out too but I failed.

virginforlife.exe

 

[jamesearljones]

hahahaha :clap:

 

[Ghett0]

*bow*

I try, brrrrrrrrrrro.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[6:05] low_budget: i need my cum protein shake
[6:05] low_budget: fresh cum = more proteins
[6:05] low_budget: gotta drink it while it's hot

 

[shoottomaim]

[6:05] low_budget: i need my cum protein shake
[6:05] low_budget: fresh cum = more proteins
[6:05] low_budget: gotta drink it while it's hot

Uh.

 

[Steve]

Hhaha some of the best of the best, of the first twenty pages

Propaganda wrote..

And when we kick your door down and your mom is squealing "who are you who are you!!!" and you run to lock yourself in the bathroom there will be no mercy. As Bucky beats you in front of your petrified, shrieking mother I will be in your room smashing all your shit including your Bionacle collection and that cheap ass Dell computer you play on. So smarten it up

Some TF2 player: wow spawn killing, what are you gay?
Turbotaco: I';m super gay
Steve: I'm mega gay
BIOP: I suck cocks

some random fag: i'm more canadian than anyone here

44caliber: what? do you have tim hortons tatooed on your dick?

(before admin abusing a guy + banning him)
Stve: let me mute him so he doesn't bitch
47: NO DONT! ...I want to taste his tears.

(a few minutes later while discussing how girls can get away with murder)
pyro:Girls can cry their way out of anything
Stve:except rape

Leroykay so I am going to run this by you. Okay, so you know when you are cooking breakfast, and you have egg shells? and maybe the wrapper from some bacon? You throw that shit in the garbage. Basically TD is breakfast, and WTF are the egg shells.

Auron: I don't let fags just go to town on me. They have to kiss my ear and whisper sweet nothing.

 

[47]

steve on lack of admin presence:


- $teve: <- only admin on TD all day
- $teve: We leave our virgin daughter among the rapists

 

[47]

steve on lack of admin presence:


- $teve: <- only admin on TD all day
- $teve: We leave our virgin daughter among the rapists

"Always remember: No one wins a full retard fight." - Steve

 

[47]

iseize: I'm back in the 519 for a week. PREPARE YOUR ANUS!
Drugz: ^ Fag's gonna use my computer when i'm gone.^
SJ: A fag uses your computer when you're there, too.


lolololol

 

[OG buckshot jr]

lololol @ prop's comment! That was when me and him banned this kid, I can't remember for what. Boy we threatened that poor bastard hard lol

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

town drunk: I'm from Nova Scotia, I know how to fuck!

 

[Olst]

TD| DatGuy: dont know what I ate today
TD| DatGuy: ybut im a rape machine
Olst: youre always a rape machine, usually youre getting rape yourself tho

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[7:41] SJ: lb loves latin men
[7:44] low_budget: i love all men
[7:44] low_budget: ass holes have no faces

Ewwww

 

[dead mike]

:knockout:

 

[47]

[7:41] SJ: lb loves latin men
[7:44] low_budget: i love all men
[7:44] low_budget: ass holes have no faces

Ewwww

ahhhahhahahahahaha