I used to have biiig stereos in my classic 67 4x4 merc, some fag by the name of "Mike Uptagrove" busted into it, cut through my seat (to pull my low pro 12" mtx subs out)
anyways, long story short.
I caught him.
And I beat the. fuck. out. of him in front of all his buddies.. and my friends were there, but I literally beat on this kid for every fucking dude who had something stolen from them. I broke some of his ribs and fed him a shoe salad. And his buddies, who I kinda knew (grew up with) they were all like
"Man, we told you, don't touch Big John's shit, you had it coming"