Fork Included
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So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.
The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.
The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. Bang
The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.
The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. Bang
