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3 Word Story - Version 2!

OG buckshot jr

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So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Steve, iCe and Fork is inserted into Low Budget's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered low budget, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Buckshot Jr really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in ISeize's Asshole, which was covered in Leroy's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Hailey asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Pyroette! I'm going to stick this in Spinny's faggot ass!" Justines Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Spinny's jagged donut hole only to find
 

Shotgun Jesus

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Staff member
So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Steve, iCe and Fork is inserted into Low Budget's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered low budget, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Buckshot Jr really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in ISeize's Asshole, which was covered in Leroy's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Hailey asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Pyroette! I'm going to stick this in Spinny's faggot ass!" Justines Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Spinny's jagged donut hole only to find Pyro living there.
 

iSeize

TD Admin
So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Steve, iCe and Fork is inserted into Low Budget's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered low budget, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Buckshot Jr really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in ISeize's Asshole, which was covered in Leroy's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Hailey asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Pyroette! I'm going to stick this in Spinny's faggot ass!" Justines Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Spinny's jagged donut hole only to find Pyro living there. "Make Me Lasagna."
 

thomastronics

TD Member
So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Steve, iCe and Fork is inserted into Low Budget's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered low budget, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Buckshot Jr really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in ISeize's Asshole, which was covered in Leroy's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Hailey asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Pyroette! I'm going to stick this in Spinny's faggot ass!" Justines Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Spinny's jagged donut hole only to find Pyro living there. "Make Me Lasagna." iSeize then proceeds
 

iSeize

TD Admin
So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Steve, iCe and Fork is inserted into Low Budget's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered low budget, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Buckshot Jr really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in ISeize's Asshole, which was covered in Leroy's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Hailey asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Pyroette! I'm going to stick this in Spinny's faggot ass!" Justines Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Spinny's jagged donut hole only to find Pyro living there. "Make Me Lasagna." iSeize then proceeds to rape ThomasTronics
 

thomastronics

TD Member
So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Steve, iCe and Fork is inserted into Low Budget's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered low budget, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Buckshot Jr really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in ISeize's Asshole, which was covered in Leroy's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Hailey asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Pyroette! I'm going to stick this in Spinny's faggot ass!" Justines Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Spinny's jagged donut hole only to find Pyro living there. "Make Me Lasagna." iSeize then proceeds to rape ThomasTronics while he smoked
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Steve, iCe and Fork is inserted into Low Budget's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered low budget, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Buckshot Jr really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in ISeize's Asshole, which was covered in Leroy's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Hailey asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Pyroette! I'm going to stick this in Spinny's faggot ass!" Justines Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Spinny's jagged donut hole only to find Pyro living there. "Make Me Lasagna." iSeize then proceeds to rape ThomasTronics while he smoked his lucky charms
 

marinerevenge

TD Member
So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Steve, iCe and Fork is inserted into Low Budget's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered low budget, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Buckshot Jr really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in ISeize's Asshole, which was covered in Leroy's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Hailey asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Pyroette! I'm going to stick this in Spinny's faggot ass!" Justines Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Spinny's jagged donut hole only to find Pyro living there. "Make Me Lasagna." iSeize then proceeds to rape ThomasTronics while he smoked his lucky charms prepared by 47.
 

BIOP

TD Admin / Rocker of City-Hair
So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Steve, iCe and Fork is inserted into Low Budget's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered low budget, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Buckshot Jr really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in ISeize's Asshole, which was covered in Leroy's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Hailey asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Pyroette! I'm going to stick this in Spinny's faggot ass!" Justines Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Spinny's jagged donut hole only to find Pyro living there. "Make Me Lasagna." iSeize then proceeds to rape ThomasTronics while he smoked his lucky charms prepared by 47. Taco pizza bacon
 

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon
So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Steve, iCe and Fork is inserted into Low Budget's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered low budget, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Buckshot Jr really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in ISeize's Asshole, which was covered in Leroy's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Hailey asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Pyroette! I'm going to stick this in Spinny's faggot ass!" Justines Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Spinny's jagged donut hole only to find Pyro living there. "Make Me Lasagna." iSeize then proceeds to rape ThomasTronics while he smoked his lucky charms prepared by 47. Taco pizza bacon purple monkey loincloth
 

iSeize

TD Admin
So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Steve, iCe and Fork is inserted into Low Budget's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered low budget, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Buckshot Jr really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in ISeize's Asshole, which was covered in Leroy's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Hailey asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Pyroette! I'm going to stick this in Spinny's faggot ass!" Justines Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Spinny's jagged donut hole only to find Pyro living there. "Make Me Lasagna." iSeize then proceeds to rape ThomasTronics while he smoked his lucky charms prepared by 47. Taco pizza bacon purple monkey loincloth loincloth loincloth loincloth
 

Fork Included

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So one day, Spinny and Brains went over to Remy's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Leroy appeared. Consequently, Leroy had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Brains assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Brains screamed with faggy delight. Spinny got jealous of Brains' faggoty fun and began whining when auron walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Fork Included's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when steve decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Pyroette, Pyro was gay and loved black liquorice, Pyroette decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent iCe over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Spinny's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get 47 on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Keeripes' homoerotic band, so Shotgun Jesus ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Brains' mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Keeripes' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Shotgun_Jesus occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like 47. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled 47, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Leroy-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

The next day Omission went fishing in Spinny's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Shortbus proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Spinny was moaning in ecstasy from Shortbus' cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Shotgun's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into BIOP's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Steve's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Spinny is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Brains' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Steve, iCe and Fork is inserted into Low Budget's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered low budget, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Buckshot Jr really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in ISeize's Asshole, which was covered in Leroy's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Hailey asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Pyroette! I'm going to stick this in Spinny's faggot ass!" Justines Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Spinny's jagged donut hole only to find Pyro living there. "Make Me Lasagna." iSeize then proceeds to rape ThomasTronics while he smoked his lucky charms prepared by 47. Taco pizza bacon purple monkey loincloth loincloth loincloth loincloth; the record reached
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
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does anyone even fucking read this shit?
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yes :D i get bored
 

iSeize

TD Admin
So one day, Narf and Narf went over to Narf's house to suck his dick when suddenly a wild Narf appeared. Consequently, Narf had a gargantuan penis which turned out to be a potato stuffed sock. Nevertheless, Narf assumed the receiver stance and took it up his ass. To his disappointment, it wasn't wide enough but it was filled with hot gooey jizz cream colored goodness, Narf screamed with faggy delight. Narf got jealous of Narf's faggoty fun and began whining when Narf walked his high heels and strap on over to fork a cactus, the cactus moaned with Narf's rhythm which resembles black peoples mufflers. On the other hand, it was still early in the gay orgy when Narf decided to stuff a furry, foot-long subway sandwich he got from a dirty Mexican border police dog's anus. Unknowingly to Narf, Narf was gay and loved black liquorice, Narf decided to go for a radical makeover. Meanwhile at the pearly gates, God bent Narf over to lick his sweaty choda which smelled like Narf's raunchy rectal cavity. The telephone rang, it was a radio active badger with fag pajamas soaked in blood -- the monthly kind. The badger wanted to negotiate a movie deal with the Russian embassy to get Narf on his knees screaming "bitch please!" while sucking on the longest, greasiest Asian cock you ever could fathom. Plans didnt go purple monkey dishwasher rikki tikki tembo - the name of Narf's homoerotic band, so Narf ordered cock pizza and sat down in his own blood which flowed like Narf's mothers' nasty anal leakage. A rubber fist was placed under a quadriplegic hooker that coincidentally was JeffyBoy's mother.

The next day Narf went fishing in Narf's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Narf proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Narf was moaning in ecstasy from Narf's cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Narf's Universe sized asshole, his name was Narf. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into Narf's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Narf's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Narf is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Narfs' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

The tea party was attended by a large spider who would spin one million gay pirates into ten giant gay pirates who weren't actually gay or pirates. They were more like bisexual ninjas. Speaking of ninjas... Asians started to stealthily invade Narfs' summer villa at gay pride central next to the house that Narf occupies and built that looks like giant testicles that rotate on cocks and buns of steel. Cock hotdogs, ain't nothing wrong with indulging in jizz flavored mayo other than the intense salty taste which reminds you of dad's cooking. "Wholesome, liquid protein," dad used to say. He never injected cock directly with his needles before, but hey, he had AIDS. Super AIDS was within his grasp and he wanted so desperately to grow a beard, however he was void of hair just like Narf. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY", yelled Narf, while beating down a dirty fucking gypsy. And by beating we mean he handled two massive Narf-sized black Cadillac Escalades with motherly care. "Bang cock in Bangkok", he said as he bangs cock against rusty iron curtain from WWII German robo pussy shooting thick oil bukkake with GRID. "Huh? Why GRID!?" wondered Narf, while masturbating so furiously to gay porn.

The next day Narf went fishing in Narf's gaping asshole for AIDS. Instead they found several used condoms full of cocaine. Narf proceeded to snort dat shiiiiiit "HOOOO FUCKKKKKKK MAN" all the while Narf was moaning in ecstasy from Narf's cold nose pressed into his ass full of corn cobs. Unsurprisingly, a midget was hiding in Narf's Universe sized asshole, his name was Ron. The End.... of his asshole was coated with ants, Mice and several over sized hashbrowns which grew abundantly and disproportionally into Narf's face. The coast guard then responded to tears flowing from a crocodile's dick after shotgun bit it off. Meanwhile, at fag headquarters, six greasy midgets were sliding inside a mechanical penis, which was made by the Chinese sweatshop workers in Narf's fucking ass. These workers always masturbate furiously into Narf's gaping asshole, otherwise he will skull fuck them so hard that they, ironically, wouldn't be able to even milk a tiny arabian cock for AIDS. Narf is a faggot. He has GRID. And loves cocks. He likes to rub them on Narf' face and piss on his own face while slapping his belly. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fag.

Hotdogs and mayo: the breakfast of fat-ass Americans like Narf, Narf and Narf is inserted into Narf's raw, bleeding anus. "What is this meat flavoured cock" wondered Narf, as he bit the leprechaun's tiny, rotten, disease-ridden, fermented Irish cock. Gelatinous lazer beams of cum streamed straight out of his flaccid weiner around the world and everyone wondered if they contracted the super AIDS. The only test remains for mankind to see whether or not Narf really is a walrus. Finally they all rushed in hotdogs with mayo and sure enough the walrus loveing the hotdogs said "you guys are losing me" and some black people covered in mayo fucked Rob Schneider's ear right after dicking your mother. After that they started fisting AIDS in Narf's Asshole, which was covered in Narf's vomit. Suddenly the door opens and Narf asks for scrimmers when she finds a deagle and exclaimed with delight, "Come here, Narf! I'm going to stick this in Narf's faggot ass!" Narfs Sister appears holding expired mayo purple monkey dishwasher mustard tiger burrito fag sandwich bukkake. She rams the gun up Narf's jagged donut hole only to find Narf living there. "Make Me Lasagna." Narf then proceeds to rape Narf while he smoked his lucky charms prepared by Narf. Taco pizza bacon purple monkey loincloth loincloth loincloth loincloth; the record reached an alltime limit


:D yes lets finish this
 
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