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My family like Turkey.

I think Herb Dean is outstanding, who do you think is the best referee?

PICKUP LINES FOR COMPUTER GEEKS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1.Nice Set of Floppies! 2.Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU. 3.I'd like to play on your laptop. 4.Need me to unzip your files? 5.If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long! 6.I'd...

I would kill that a#$hole!

Who is the most over-rated fighter in the UFC? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1.Houston Alexander 2.Kendall Grove 3.Junie Browning 4.Mirko Cro Cop 5.Melvin Guillard 6.Josh Koscheck 7.Matt Serra 8.Brandon Vera

Best Movie You've Seen This Year ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's the best movie you've seen released this year in theaters? If you don't go to the movies, what's the best rental you've seen that was released this year?

Things To Ponder ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q1.If  7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Q2.Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Q3.Why is it that when...

Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1.Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy? 2.That's right, not even McGyver could fix it. 3.So -- what are you wearing? 4.Duuuuuude! Bummer! 5.Looks like you're gonna need some...

What do you do in your free time?

Why E-Mail Is Like a Penis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1.Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off. 2.Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. 3.Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who...

A More Accurate Computer Term Dictionary ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G4: Apple's new Macs that make...

Toronto Temperature Conversion Chart ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Toronto sunbathe. 50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in Toronto plant gardens. 40° F: Italian & German cars won't start...