omission
TD Admin
1. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
2. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
3. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
4. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
5. About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".
6. All your favorite music is in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart.
7. You try to donate to a sperm bank but they insist they require live specimens.
8. Your house plants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.
9. You can remember when "gay" meant joyous and lively, merry, happy, light-hearted.
10. You realize you've reached your sexpiration date.
11. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
12. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
13. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
14. Younger women start opening doors for you.
15. Waiting for the young bucks to play global offensive.
2. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
3. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
4. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
5. About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".
6. All your favorite music is in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart.
7. You try to donate to a sperm bank but they insist they require live specimens.
8. Your house plants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.
9. You can remember when "gay" meant joyous and lively, merry, happy, light-hearted.
10. You realize you've reached your sexpiration date.
11. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
12. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
13. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
14. Younger women start opening doors for you.
15. Waiting for the young bucks to play global offensive.
