omission
TD Admin
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN ...
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1. All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
2. At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
3. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
4. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
5. It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
6. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
7. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
8. The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.
9. The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
10.The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
11.There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
12.Things you buy now won't wear out.
13.When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
14.When happy hour is a nap.
15.When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
16.You and your teeth don't sleep together.
17.You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
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1. All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
2. At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
3. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
4. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
5. It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
6. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
7. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
8. The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.
9. The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
10.The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
11.There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
12.Things you buy now won't wear out.
13.When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
14.When happy hour is a nap.
15.When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
16.You and your teeth don't sleep together.
17.You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
