world class pwnage...

[E|ement^ #Torontogaming]

So... I got fucking DEALT with for April fools.... Some asshole put eggs under my pillows and in my bed sometime this weekend... I woke up this morning covered in eggs... And I mean COVERED... In my hair, all over my body, in my ass crack. My sheets are caked in egg. My pillows are stained... Someones getting revenged... HARD.

 

[Fork Included]

how do you fall asleep on a bed of eggs and not know it?

 

[E|ement^ #Torontogaming]

I am what you call a sound sleeper.. My window overlooks train tracks 30 ft from my head at night. CN and go train use them daily.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

So, how do you fall asleep on a bed of eggs and not know it?

 

[E|ement^ #Torontogaming]

I didnt feel them when I passed out..

 

[OG buckshot jr]

#elementsilves

 

[E|ement^ #Torontogaming]

You mean life? What is ilves?

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

By the way, the censor filters turn "cum" into "eggs" here on the forum.

 

[E|ement^ #Torontogaming]

Bahahhaha omg that was good!

 

[Fork Included]

You mean life? What is ilves?

inside joke, and it's neither life or ilves

gawd, maybe you deserved that cum bed.

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Did element get shot too?

 

[Fork Included]

Did element get shot too?

No, but he's a suspect LiR

 

[HappySticks™]

Jakk's long lost brother?

 

[E|ement^ #Torontogaming]

No, but he's a suspect LiR

I'm a suspected LiR? Wtf is that?

 

[dead mike]

It mean your story...
Pics or it didnt happen

 

[E|ement^ #Torontogaming]

Didn't get pics... Was to mad in the morning. Stripped my bed and threw everything into the laundry first thing after getting it off my body/hair. Will look for any residue on my wall or matress when I get home. I can send pics of my conversion between me and buddy who I suspected did it.

 

[Fork Included]

no evidence?

sorry son, to the lir box with you