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The Expendables

Shortbus

Professional Cocksucker
It does look great, but trailers have a way of making movies look much better than they really are.
 

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
This movie should be called "Giving Old Useless Actors & Wrestlers Some Money Before They Die".
 

Propaganda

TD Member
Sylvester Stallone - Washed up epic fail
Jason Statham - B movies king, nothing good since Snatch, fail
Jet Li - Talented fighter, shitty actor, fail
Randy Couture - No idea who this guy is, wrestler? MMA? Likely fail
Steve Austin - Double fail
Terry Crews - And again no idea....fail

My thoughts?

Fail
 

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon
Anderson Silva, Little and Big Nog, randy couture, all in this movie.

its gonna be sick
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
sick cast usually results in an epic fail.
 

Remy

TD Member / Gay Gyoza
agree with 47 and sj on this, its gonna be an epic failure. 10 broke washed up actors looking for one more go at a few million cause they wasted it all on male prostitutes. This movie needs:

Steven Segal
JCVD
Jackie Chan
John Travolta
Bruce Willis
Samuel L Jackson
Brett Heart
Oscar De la hoya
 

Shortbus

Professional Cocksucker
[quote1278293731=Remy]
agree with 47 and sj on this, its gonna be an epic failure. 10 broke washed up actors looking for one more go at a few million cause they wasted it all on male prostitutes. This movie needs:

Steven Segal
JCVD
Jackie Chan
John Travolta
Bruce Willis
Samuel L Jackson
Brett Heart
Oscar De la hoya
[/quote1278293731]

Hah! good one there bud. You wish you had 1/100th of what they have.
 
[quote1278307394=Propaganda]
Sylvester Stallone - Washed up epic fail
Jason Statham - B movies king, nothing good since Snatch, fail
Jet Li - Talented fighter, shitty actor, fail
Randy Couture - No idea who this guy is, wrestler? MMA? Likely fail
Steve Austin - Double fail
Terry Crews - And again no idea....fail

My thoughts?


Fail
[/quote1278307394]

Rambo 4 awesome
Randy Couture - Captain America sick fighter
Terry Crews - Hilarious Huge black man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wADNqc_yiFg
 
This sounds like Mystery-Men on steroids. Gape fest of epic proportions anyone ? I'm tired of Jet Li's poorly spoken engrish, Rambo 4 was good, but it should have ended at that... the rest, no comment.
 

Narf!

TD Admin
Personally, I'm excited for the movie, but I will have to agree that just setting myself up for disappointment as I think the trailer already showed all the fight scenes in the movie already.
 
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