The compile-what-you-know-about-SJ thread

[Narf!]

So I've met most you of IRL, you've posted photos, and/or I have you on facebook. However, after all these years SJ still remains in a shroud of mystery.

I ask you to pool in what you know about SJ and maybe we can figure this guy out:

Real name: Steve [something]
Age: 28
D.O.B.: June 3rd, 1981
Height: ??
Weight: ??
Nationality: ?? (Fork seems to think he's Portuguese)
Address: downtown Toronto somewhere and also in Japan somewhere (with girlfriend)
Siblings: Sister (older? younger?)

Profession: web design/consultant. Flies between T.O. and Japan somewhere throughout the year.

Likes: cock, cameras, photos, CSS, coffee, pizza (but only from those mom & pop's places, not pizza pizza or pizza hut)

Other stuff: been doing his Japan thing since he was 20. Had a BMW M3, but sold it when he moved downtown as he had no need for a car at that point. Likes to check out goodwill stores for old film cameras.

 

[td|35mm]

Umm ... SJ ... a mistery to be solved soon ... as soon as i get that fucking pen from him :). Pictures will be made then SJ :).

 

[Narf!]

[quote1271172900=TD|35mm]
Umm ... SJ ... a mistery to be solved soon ... as soon as i get that fucking penIS from him :). Pictures will be made then SJ :).
[/quote1271172900]

Fixed.

 

[Leroy]

If he likes camera's, there is probably a picture of him floating around. I've searched facebook for dudes named steve, and it return 7,341,100,598.3 hits.

 

[Narf!]

You can narrow it down by looking for Steves in Toronto and Japan only.

And how the fuck did you get 0.3 hits? I call shenanigans!

 

[Leroy]

I'm lying. I don't think he lives in TO?

 

[Narf!]

I *know* you made up those numbers, hence my "I call shenanigans!" comment at the end. Because, really, 7.3 BILLION people? Considering there's only about 6.5 Billion in the world.

 

[Leroy]

there are way more than 6.5 billion, dude there are like 13 trillion azns in vancouver, ask hailey.

 

[Cock]

SJ's Bday -> June 3rd

 

[auron]

He has a girlfriend and an apartment in Japan.
He has a sister that lives in Canada.

 

[Brains]

He's japanese.

 

[auron]

WHOA!

shotgun jesus
shotgun jesus. A fistfull of assfull of fist. Ask me Submit content Send me an email · April 11, 2010 11:50 pm. " After visiting these places, ...
shotgunjesus.com/ - Cached

 

[auron]

lol, I found him!

http://shotgunjesus.deviantart.com/art/Gaara-Cosplay-ShotgunJesusID-7909443

baha

 

[Narf!]

[quote1271177135=Brains]
He's japanese.
[/quote1271177135]

Pleas don't mix facts with your perverted fantasies.

 

[Brains]

[quote1271177342=Narf!]
[quote1271177135=Brains]
He's japanese.
[/quote1271177135]

Pleas don't mix facts with your perverted fantasies.
[/quote1271177342]

hahaha. Well he must be.

 

[B.From.Acc]

laff! ^^^^


also: SJ loves coffee, always seems tired when he doesn't have any. and pizza is a staple diet of his.

 

[Brains]

Weight: 180? (Eats alot of pizza, but doesnt eat mcdonalds)

 

[auron]

[quote1271179378=Brains]
Weight: 180? (Eats alot of pizza, but doesnt eat mcdonalds)
[/quote1271179378]
I was thinking that too, but then again, maybe he's bigger since he won't show a picture.

 

[Narf!]

That's what I was speculating too Auron. But he should know by now that it doesn't matter what he looks like, he's gonna get shit from us anyway. :P

 

[iSeize]

first travelled to japan when he was 20


His web-development skills are all in Coding. No artsy stuff. just the scripts and shit that run on the site.

i wish i could see some of the stuff he's worked on tho.