TF2 Update Teasers?

[Hawk-Eye]

DAYUM I want my throwing knife LoL
5 Jarates = ultimate concentrated piss poison, kills spies instantly

 

[Shortbus]

Soldier item: http://www.teamfortress.com/soldierupdate/index.htm#item_1

edit: seems the kills are getting closer as the days near the update.

 

[Iceman]

i am soooo fucking stoked for that shield and sword! wtf, i love my sticky bombs... but healthier and faster demo with sword and deadliness sounds pretty decapitatingly orgasmic

 

[Shortbus]

Soldier items: http://www.teamfortress.com/soldierupdate/index.htm#item_2

Demoman items: http://www.teamfortress.com/demomanupdate/index.htm#item_3

Both come with achievements as well.

Edit: For some odd reason i think the war stats are fixed because the demoman are catching up somehow...