DENIED [TF2] Moderator application: Handsome E. Buttocks!

[Handsome E. Buttocks]

Game Handle(s): Handsome E. Buttocks!
SteamID: steamID32: STEAM_0:1:31938694
steamID64: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198024143117
Previous Clan/Community affiliations: none
Real First Name: Mike
Age: old (Seriously. Old.)
Location: New Jersey USA
Which DARKLY TF2 servers do you play on: Toronto #2 primarily, Toronto #5 also
Why do you want to be a DARKLY TF2 Admin:
I have more time on Toronto #2 than most of the people on there at any moment, and I like seeing a steady mod/admin presence on the servers...keeps things in line. I am on/available most of the time due to my weird work schedule...especially the morning hours when mods are asleep (hyuk); can go anywhere needed though. I don't have an active presence on the forums because hey, I just got here.

Any mod who visits Toronto #2 on a semi-regular basis has probably seen me. A couple might even vouch for me.

YES/NO Questions:

Do you have a minimum of 1 month on the server with at least 60 hours of play? Yes
Do you have a mic? Yes
Are you in good standing with the community? Absolutely
Are you at least 18 years of age? Oh yes.

 

[Fork Included]

60 days worth of game time

that's some serious shit, fuck is wrong with you people?

 

[47]

daum, not bad.

 

[Handsome E. Buttocks]

60 days worth of game time

that's some serious shit, fuck is wrong with you people?

Old people, man. Nowhere to go and all day to get there.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Wow, man. You must have been on our TF2s since day one.

Are you doing your kegels?

 

[Gatherix]

You may 2 times more time logged on the servers than me, but I have 7 times more suicides than you at a total of 2,691.



Stick around.

 

[Haze]

Can you quack?

 

[Handsome E. Buttocks]

Wow, man. You must have been on our TF2s since day one.

Are you doing your kegels?

How else do you explain this outstanding bladder control?

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

How else do you explain this outstanding bladder control?

I thought you did it for erectile dysfunction.

 

[Haze]

How else do you explain this outstanding bladder control?

Colostomy bag? or Ostomy Pouch? although thats not necessarily "control"

 

[Handsome E. Buttocks]

Everyone just start rubbing and watch what happens.

 

[Brades]

 

[Haze]

 

[Fiend]

+1. I've gotten to know him over the last 6+ months.

Never tells "when i was your age" stories.

 

[Cmp™]

I'm a little unsure about this one. 50% of the time I've been on when this guy was on, he's interacting nicely and havin' a good time, but there have been several other times where I come on and he's been a complete jerk to everyone. I've muted him several times clientside and ultimately stopped going on Toronto #2, partially because of the jerky behavior.

I'm not going to -1 this application (that's not my style), but I would like it noted that he isn't always a nice player.

 

[zackychuu]

Those are pretty much my exact feelings CMP.

 

[47]

HEB

 

[Handsome E. Buttocks]

Welp, sometimes the slow times get...slow. Boredom takes over and WHAT ARE YOU TO DO?

 

[Gatherix]

Welp, sometimes the slow times get...slow. Boredom takes over and WHAT ARE YOU TO DO?

As a moderator one should be maintaining a positive environment in the servers. The ability to maintain composure even when bored, and have a solid sense of when it's alright to be raucous and it's not, is an admirable trait. It's something we look for.

 

[Handsome E. Buttocks]

As a moderator one should be maintaining a positive environment in the servers. The ability to maintain composure even when bored, and have a solid sense of when it's alright to be raucous and it's not, is an admirable trait. It's something we look for.

Fair enough.