TEAM DIM SUM

[Black Dynamite]

We finally have a steam page and would like to challenge TD to a scrim sometime if y'all are interested.
According to the stats page we are the #1 clan on the "NO AWP + FF On" server. I would like to boast that our 7 members are our scoring both TD's 38 members and Darkly's 36 members, and we also have more kills than the Darkly members.

If you accept this challenge, just remember...
We came to fuck, not fuck around.

~Black Dynamite

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

stahp

 

[Shortbus]

Safe to say spitfire and nick haven't been playing then.

 

[Shortbus]

Checked stats, 1.28 average kd...

 

[Black Dynamite]

Spitfire and Nick have not...but Spitfire might as well be the TD final boss. If he plays then we might need to recruit Tytanium for a match XD

& Not to mention, our clan avatar is currently a unicorn pissing a rainbow. If you don't think you can handle us, I understand.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Safe to say spitfire and nick haven't been playing then.

nick is dead. Time chop some wood?

 

[Shortbus]

nick is dead. Time chop some wood?

Seen him playing something the other day. Can't remember what

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

He's dead. Stahp.

 

[Shortbus]

White, spitfire, nick, hoob and flawless, no contest.

 

[r3volution]

& Not to mention, our clan avatar is currently a unicorn pissing a rainbow. If you don't think you can handle us, I understand.
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That ain't a unicorn bro...

 

[Black Dynamite]

You ever seen a unicorn bro-ha?

 

[TurboTaco]

thot a unicorn had a uni-horn stickin outta its head...

 

[r3volution]

I think that's just a gay horse....unless you call that tiny ear-looking thing a horn...which in that case...I worry what you call a penis

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

+1 for gay horse. No horn = not unicorn.

 

[Olst]

I'm down for CSS Only with AWP + auto.

BTW, try not to advertise DIM SUM on our server.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

...try not to advertise DIM SUM on our server.

Or rather than try, just don't. At all.

 

[Black Dynamite]

SJ, I believe everyone has asked to join, including myself. But I'll make sure to pass the word around so it doesn't happen :)

Back to the subject of a scrimmage...everyone got distracted by my unicorn.
Y'all down or what? If so lets get one set up ASAP!

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Back to the subject of a scrimmage...everyone got distracted by my gay horse.
Y'all down or what? If so lets get one set up ASAP!

Fixed.

 

[Brains]

Whats this thread about? All I see is a horse thinking its a unicorn.

 

[kts]

dafuq? p90 ?