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[503]Hoggslayer
TD Member
Lol, the least you could have done is bark one off in return. i mean to just ignore it is pure fag lovin. :)
Story time: Sexy time!
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OG buckshot jr
TD Admin
Hahahaha, good story. I've heard those before too. Once you get deep, you gargle a bunch of shit and she can't hold it hahahaha
rofl
Propaganda
TD Member
[quote1270824821=Mandy]
ew.
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ew? ew???? wtf mandy thats all you can come up with? how about some smart ass comments or just plain vulgarity?
ew.
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ew? ew???? wtf mandy thats all you can come up with? how about some smart ass comments or just plain vulgarity?
dead mike
TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
so one time i was at summer camp and i was fingering this girl in her tent, and i was like whoa shit, this bitch is really wet, then i started to smell like a really rotten tuna smell, and i was like wtf, so i looked over and there was one of these bitches who weighs like 300 pounds, her panties were right beside my head and they were covered with like a yellowish cottage cheese like substance, then i started to gag, so i went outside and my hand was covered in blood, that bitch was on her period. soo lol i went back in and started to hit it, i came buckets and boucnced.
[quote1270827200=skd_mrk]
Mike...some things you should never admit to...or share.
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LMAO! +1
Mike...some things you should never admit to...or share.
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LMAO! +1
HooB.wg
Hacking Faggot
[quote1270827213=dead mike]
so one time i was at summer camp and i was fingering this girl in her tent, and i was like whoa shit, this bitch is really wet, then i started to smell like a really rotten tuna smell, and i was like wtf, so i looked over and there was one of these bitches who weighs like 300 pounds, her panties were right beside my head and they were covered with like a yellowish cottage cheese like substance, then i started to gag, so i went outside and my hand was covered in blood, that bitch was on her period. soo lol i went back in and started to hit it, i came buckets and boucnced.
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Mike, you sir just made my fucking day
so one time i was at summer camp and i was fingering this girl in her tent, and i was like whoa shit, this bitch is really wet, then i started to smell like a really rotten tuna smell, and i was like wtf, so i looked over and there was one of these bitches who weighs like 300 pounds, her panties were right beside my head and they were covered with like a yellowish cottage cheese like substance, then i started to gag, so i went outside and my hand was covered in blood, that bitch was on her period. soo lol i went back in and started to hit it, i came buckets and boucnced.
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Mike, you sir just made my fucking day
OG buckshot jr
TD Admin
AHHHH HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH what a great fuckin story! Dead Mike, you've just reached a new high (low) lol
[503]Hoggslayer
TD Member
Good shiz
I don't think i can top that in nastiness... I don't even think WWII blood bath videos can remove that yeast infected picasso image out of my head..
But i'll try another epic tale of sex, drugs, and violence.
Back in senior year of high school, there was this kid Scott in our clic. The poor bastard was going to graduate a total virgin.. not even just that his bear hadn't found a cave to hibernate in, but he hadn't even fingered a girl yet. so we decide we're goin to hook him up. we succeeded in finding some desperate bitch shortly there after.
We thought our work was done... so we teased about dirty things he should do that chicks fucking loved; obviously we weren't serious about how they love being called men's names. little did we know this kid needed sex training wheels and a retard-helmet because he took one of our pieces of advice as the climactic moment of his experience.
the next day he walks up to us with his cheek bloodshot red. the chick he messed with had apparently slapped him like a pimp. He confessed to us that as she was sucking him like a vacuum cleaner, he grabbed her hair, pulled her head back, told her "you're beautiful" and then slapped her across the face as hard as he could. he then pointed at his dick and told her "finish"...
But i'll try another epic tale of sex, drugs, and violence.
Back in senior year of high school, there was this kid Scott in our clic. The poor bastard was going to graduate a total virgin.. not even just that his bear hadn't found a cave to hibernate in, but he hadn't even fingered a girl yet. so we decide we're goin to hook him up. we succeeded in finding some desperate bitch shortly there after.
We thought our work was done... so we teased about dirty things he should do that chicks fucking loved; obviously we weren't serious about how they love being called men's names. little did we know this kid needed sex training wheels and a retard-helmet because he took one of our pieces of advice as the climactic moment of his experience.
the next day he walks up to us with his cheek bloodshot red. the chick he messed with had apparently slapped him like a pimp. He confessed to us that as she was sucking him like a vacuum cleaner, he grabbed her hair, pulled her head back, told her "you're beautiful" and then slapped her across the face as hard as he could. he then pointed at his dick and told her "finish"...
[503]Hoggslayer
TD Member
ROFLMAO... Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Winner of senior year.
[quote1270856312=Shortbus]
And then you woke up from the horrible
nightmare and your boyfriend held you tightly till you fell asleep again.
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+1 hahaha
And then you woke up from the horrible
nightmare and your boyfriend held you tightly till you fell asleep again.
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+1 hahaha