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Story time: Sexy time!

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Goodbye

So last night, I'm with this girl (because CSS server wasn't working, so I had to kill time cause of you fuckers) and we're drinkin with some people, blah blah blah... long story short, she's on all fours as i'm pounding her like a professional boxer, when suddenly she farts...

and not like a little "poot" to let me know it was there... NO... It was a fucking royal inauguration in a gas state of matter just storming out of that asshole like a hurricane.

Imagine 2 tractors having sex, and that's what it sounded like.


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your turn to share
 
Narf!

Narf!

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I'd share, but it's too long to type out and my wrist is tired from my, uh, sexcapade.
 
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[quote1270741546=Goodbye]
So last night, I'm with this girl (because CSS server wasn't working, so I had to kill time cause of you fuckers) and we're drinkin with some people, blah blah blah... long story short, she's on all fours as i'm pounding her like a professional boxer, when suddenly she farts...

and not like a little "poot" to let me know it was there... NO... It was a fucking royal inauguration in a gas state of matter just storming out of that asshole like a hurricane.

Imagine 2 tractors having sex, and that's what it sounded like.


...


your turn to share
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boxers fight with their hands..

are you saying yo were beating the shit out of her while she was on all fours? Damn, you aggressive.
 
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Goodbye

no trust me, that sphincter opened like palace gates and let loose the cavalry.

queefs are one things, roaring butt thunder is something else
 
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Goodbye

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boxers fight with their hands..

are you saying yo were beating the shit out of her while she was on all fours? Damn, you aggressive.
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oh you know it..
 
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Goodbye

she pretended like nothing happened...

and ya know... now that i think about it.. i'm fucked up too, cause i just kept going
 
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[quote1270743200=Goodbye]
she pretended like nothing happened...

and ya know... now that i think about it.. i'm fucked up too, cause i just kept going
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so long as she didnt shit on you
 
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I'll remember that next time.. i'll eat a bowl of beans beforehand so i'm prepared.
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shit in her mouth while you're at it
 
skd_mrk

skd_mrk

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nah, that's too much booty action. i'll pee in her ear instead, just to change things up a bit.
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Good. She should appreciate your originality.
 
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