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Safe Arrival in Australia

TurboTaco

TD Admin
It is fucking hot here. My residence is pretty lame but I'm gonna look for a new place along the beaches once the lease is up. Internet is fucking expensive (as is pretty much everything) they charge based on gigabytes. $60 for 1 month or 10 gigabyte limit, bulllll shit! Weather is sweet here but too hot I find at the moment. No AC or fan in my room either. It blows. Oh well, I'll get used to it. I'll keep in touch.
 

68cal

TD Member
u should skip the ac and let your body get used to the heat, drink lots of water instead, your wallet will thank you =p

neways hope u have a great time there. how long are you staying in ausie land?
 

TurboTaco

TD Admin
Dude, I saw a fucking gigantic Huntsman spider in my flat that was the size of my god damn hand. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider. They aren't poisonous but if you are even remotely intimidated by 8-legged crawlies, this mufucka will make u panic. Thankfully the thing raced the fuck outta the house once the lights were on. Night & Day 1 in australia and the creepy crawlies are already comin outta the woodworks.

As for water, I bought myself a solid Brita filter. Fuck buying bottled water or drinking pure tap water. I also fill my water bottles up at the student campus from their water coolers. I am not paying the outrageous prices for bottled water that they charge here. Everything is expensive here, everything.
 

glock

TD Admin
Turbo down under lol. I've heard this before from people. Or are you talking about the country?
 

OG buckshot jr

TD Admin
Lawwwwwwwl!
Glad you're safe. Just wait till you wakeup with a scorpian in your shoe, playing hacky-sack with a black widow while a 20', 200lb boa creeps around your neck. SHIT IS CRAZY YALL!
 

Spinny

TD Admin / Giant Faggot
damn TT... if I saw a huge ass spider in my place I would lose it :P

and you need an AC :P ... even if its just a small little one you stick in the window...

Hope everything is going well though TT, fuck I wish I was in 30 degree weather :|

lol glock... turbo down under.... my desk... quit banging your head against the desk TT, I can't get in the mood
 

Hinouchi

TD Admin
Holy shit that's one big ass spider ... I'll fucking smash with a flying book! win!.

anyways glad you're safe and hope you enjoy the wild life Turbo. :D
 

Spinny

TD Admin / Giant Faggot
yeah flying book is a complete fail... it will end up hitting the wall at a fucked up angle and won't do any damage...

you need a fucking blowtorch for that pup lol... except you might burn your house down

fuck I would own like 20 cats if I lived in Australia, they would kill all the fucking bugs


ps. these are the biggest bugs I've seen/killed in my house... they scare the fuck out of me lol... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata
 

mandy

TD Member
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Dude, I saw a fucking gigantic Huntsman spider in my flat that was the size of my god damn hand. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider. They aren't poisonous but if you are even remotely intimidated by 8-legged crawlies, this mufucka will make u panic. Thankfully the thing raced the fuck outta the house once the lights were on. Night & Day 1 in australia and the creepy crawlies are already comin outta the woodworks.

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I don't know how you do it. I'm in tears reading this and seeing that fucking picture and I think I'm going to hural. Holy fuck you're a brave mofo. Shit.

EDIT: If you have guessed already, I'm legit arachnophobic... I could tell you countless stories.
 
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