Ruin a wish

[$alvador]

Granted, but the wish becomes retroactively effective as of the last post.

I wish I could turn invisible on demand

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Granted, but the squid hentais your bunghole and you lose the match and the prize.

I wish for this thread to die.

Granted, but baorite has replaced everyone except you.

I wish my wife was no longer.


EDIT: Salv's post didn't show up until i posted :feelsstupid:

 

[dead mike]

your wife is no longer, but the fact still remains

i wish i wish you would bitch

 

[Cock]

Going from, sals post.

Granted, but the wish becomes retroactively effective as of the last post.

I wish I could turn invisible on demand

Granted, but you now have no genitals.

Wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted instantly.

 

[Narf!]

Granted! Volcanoes erupt everywhere and tsunamis hit every shore possible, and hurricane/tornados appear of out fucking nowhere to...everywhere. The only place left unscathed: Brains' home.

I wish I didn't have allergies anymore.

 

[vinny paz]

Granted, but your body compensates and you're somehow left with chronic diarrhea

I wish I had GTAV RIGHT NOW

 

[Pyro]

Granted, but it's actually War Z with a new title.

I wish I actually existed in the Star Wars universe.

 

[Kanapka]

Granted, however you would be a droid with Fran Drescher's voice.

I wish I could punch George W. Bush