Ruin a wish

[MetalLobster]

I saw this on another forum and thought it was pretty funny.

Ruin the wish of the last poster.

Me: I wish I can fly.
You: Granted, but your wings are bright pink and sings Justin Bieber as you fly.

I wish I was Superman.

GO!

 

[Leroy]

you: I wish I was superman
me: granted, but you'll have to save that nag wonderwoman all the time.

I wish I had a fast boat

 

[Fork Included]

Wish granted! Ohh wait, never mind, looks like Slayer is in town and you don’t get to enjoy being a boat or anything else.



I wish Leroy would die.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Sigh... count on "The English Master" to fuck up the formatting....
EDIT: Fork's explanation is indeed sneak level 9000. I can totally appreciate that lol <3


You: I wish Leroy would die
Me: Granted, but Leroy died from a heart attack while pumping your mom

I wish I didn't have to work anymore...

 

[Fork Included]

I type my messages using in outlook as an outgoing email. This way it looks like I’m working. Then I copy and paste into the forum… SNEAK LEVEL OVER 9000!

except that yes, it seems to mess up the formating because i think my outlooks font and size parameters carry over.
Carry on…

 

[zackychuu]

I type my messages using in outlook as an outgoing email. This way it looks like I’m working. Then I copy and paste into the forum… SNEAK LEVEL OVER 9000!

except that yes, it seems to mess up the formating because i think my outlooks font and size parameters carry over.
Carry on…

There is a little button, top left of the text box "Remove Formatting"

 

[Glocky]

You: I wish Leroy would die
Me: Granted, but Leroy died from a heart attack while pumping your mom

I wish I didn't have to work anymore...

You: I wish I didn't have to work anymore
Me: Granted, but you're now any unemployable street beggar.

I wish that I had enough money and was healthy enough that I could do anything I wanted all the time.

 

[MetalLobster]

You: I wish I didn't have to work anymore
Me: Granted, but you're now any unemployable street beggar.

I wish that I had enough money and was healthy enough that I could do anything I wanted all the time.

Granted, but it will cost you your balls.

I wish Value would give us HF3 already.

 

[copper]

Granted, but they turned it into a turn-based RPG.

I wish I had my old Sega Genesis and games.

 

[zackychuu]

Granted, but you have been given the EU model which has slower frame rate.

I wish I was told I could build any kind of PC I wanted at 0 cost to me.

 

[Fork Included]

Granted, but you have been given the EU model which has slower frame rate.

I wish I was told I could build any kind of PC I wanted at 0 cost to me.

Granted, but now the Devil has your worthless soul.

I wish all of Europe would sink.

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Granted, but now the Devil has your worthless soul.

I wish all of Europe would sink.

Granted, but it has been replaced by France.

I wish I had wicked interwebs.

 

[Steve]

Granted, but all games suck now.

I wish CS:S was still alive.

 

[Fork Included]

Granted, but all games suck now.

I wish CS:S was still alive.

ERROR GRANTING WISH, UNPOSSIBLE, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR SERVICE PROVIDER

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Granted, but all games suck now.

I wish CS:S was still alive.

GRANTED! CS:2 ANNOUNCED!

I wish Fork would stop breaking genuinely interesting threads :/

 

[Brades]

GRANTED! CS:2 ANNOUNCED!

I wish Fork would stop breaking genuinely interesting threads :/

Granted... but now all threads are full of wild pakis

I wish the government wouldn't tax the shit out of me and spend it on pakis

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Granted... but now all threads are full of wild Low Budgets

I wish the government wouldn't tax the shit out of me and spend it on Low Budgets

Granted. But you know share an apartment with a man named Det Middleschtaht in downtown Frankfurt, and have blonde hair. I'm also down the street cause I can't stand pakies either. LOL

I wish it was Friday today.

 

[MetalLobster]

Granted. But you know share an apartment with a man named Det Middleschtaht in downtown Frankfurt, and have blonde hair. I'm also down the street cause I can't stand Low Budgets either. LOL

I wish it was Friday today.

Granted, but tomorrow will be Monday.

I wish for this wish to be ruined =P

 

[$alvador]

Granted, but now you live on Church street

I wish I were wrestling a greased-up giant squid with a buck knife for a $1 million cash prize

 

[copper]

Granted, but the squid hentais your bunghole and you lose the match and the prize.

I wish for this thread to die.