Olympics?

[Steve]

China has got this wrapped up tighter than a jimmy hat.

Pft, they are only better than the USA at placing second.

Phelps official record now that he is done, and retired.
Final Medal Haul for His Career
Gold: 17 (six in Athens 2004, eight in Beijing 2008, three in London 2012)
Silver: Three (three in London 2012)
Bronze: Two (two in Athens 2004)

Total: 22 (eight in Athens 2004, eight in Beijing 2006, six in London 2012)

GOAT

 

[dead mike]

swimming is aight, but the kind that phelps does is too gay for me

goat, but not impressed, id rather have 1 gold in hockey

 

[47]

yeah, if that was in a combat sport, that would be beyond sick.

 

[Discodude]

Go Canada! Go get some more bronzes!

 

[Brains]

I shoulda became a swimmer to get us some golds.

 

[Remy]

A few days ago the tabloids and idiots around the world were talking shit about Phelps, calling him a loser.

As of today he is the greatest Olympian to ever live in history. With 19 Olympic medals(15 of which are gold).

I always love when people trash talk other people and yet they will NEVER even come close to doing the same. Every single athlete that even qualifies for the Olympics is doing something that none of us will ever do.

 

[Brades]

Every single athlete that even qualifies for the Olympics is doing something that none of us will ever do.

WOW thanks for crushing my dream. /wrists

 

[Discodude]

Seems less difficult than you're giving it credit for, as they train for, what; 4 years, to participate in a 20 second sport? I say they have it easy.

 

[Steve]

Seems less difficult than you're giving it credit for, as they train for, what; 4 years, to participate in a 20 second sport? I say they have it easy.

I'd say you're a fucking retard.

Some keyboard warrior saying what Olympic sprinters and swim sprinters do is easy, get the fuck out of here.

You wouldn't be able to survive one day of Olympic training let alone have the mental fortitude to go in and train 6 days a week 2 times a day for 6 hours a session, for 4 fucking years. You're probably a fat fuck and wouldn't even be able to stand eating the diet that they do(phelps eats 10k-12k calories a day).

DERP

 

[iCe]

I'd say you're a fucking retard.

Some keyboard warrior TF2faggot saying what Olympic sprinters and swim sprinters do is easy, get the fuck out of here.

You wouldn't be able to survive one day of Olympic training let alone have the mental fortitude to go in and train 6 days a week 2 times a day for 6 hours a session, for 4 fucking years. You're probably a fat fuck and wouldn't even be able to stand eating the diet that they do(phelps eats 10k-12k calories a day).

DERP

Tell us how you really feel.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Yeah, seriously. Someone has a man-crush.

 

[Steve]

Tell us how you really feel.

Holy fuck. iCe was able to write an entire sentence with proper punctuation.

Your first grade teacher would be so proud of you right now.

 

[zackychuu]

Steve is on a rampage.

 

[iCe]

who the fuck is deleting posts u fucking faggots

 

[Remy]

Wow was that Womens soccer match bullshit! I want to know what the refs call was on that free kick inside the box.

Pretty good game for womens soccer. Plus Hope Solo....Droools

 

[jamesearljones]

It was a handball. And it was a horseshit call.

And are you fucking kidding with "pretty good game"?! It was fucking epic. Also, you should stop sleeping on women's soccer. The world cup last year, and these olympics are proving that women's soccer is right up there with men's as far as competition and entertainment, with the added bonus of zero pussy flops.

i was watching the men's, I think Honduras and Brazil, and the game was a joke with the amount of acting involved.

 

[Cock]

Fucking stupid fucking Ref, should NEVER have called the first Whatthefuckevercall it was. Then the handball? Fuck that shit. Footie fucking rages me because this bad call shit. If they aren't going to keep the game fair and clear of human stupidity why the fuck am I watching?

Pisses me off when they go through so much testing for Performance enhancing drugs so that everything is fair and even. Yet they don't use a fucking video replay?

 

[iCe]

Fucking stupid fucking Ref, should NEVER have called the first Whatthefuckevercall it was. Then the handball? Fuck that shit. Footie fucking rages me because this bad call shit. If they aren't going to keep the game fair and clear of human stupidity why the fuck am I watching?

Pisses me off when they go through so much testing for Performance enhancing drugs so that everything is fair and even. Yet they don't use a fucking video replay?

U Mad?

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

He mad.

 

[Cock]

Nah, my rant would need 5 more fucks', and a shit for me to be mad.