Jokes

[Electricjars]

No joke thread? What is this? Some sort of gaming forum? Pfft. Anyhows, I thought it'd be interesting to try one of these up. Just post a joke or two you've heard, came up with, or found somewhere. This goes without saying, but the jokes should be somewhat family friendly. More or less no offensive jokes. Understandably a lot of jokes said that are offensive aren't meant to be taken to heart, we all know a lot of people do regardless, and I have a feeling it's against forum rules either way. Anyhows, post some hilarious/absolutely horrid jokes below.

TL;DR: Joke thread, activate.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investiGATOR! Zing!

 

[zackychuu]

Could have posted this in the Comic lounge :P

 

[Discodude]

Could have posted this in the Comic lounge :P

Maybe that's the joke?

 

[Electricjars]

Maybe that's the joke?

What the fu- how di- wha-...Discodude, are you a wizard?

 

[zackychuu]

 

[Brains]

Yes there's an emoticon for that :)