Jail Vs. Work

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Jail Vs. Work
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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

 

[Tw!tch]

IN PRISON...You spend the rest of your life in prison.
AT WORK...Eventually retire.

 

[Ba Chicka Wa Wa]

IN PRISON.....When you get out you fuck whores and get wasted
AT WORK.......You get out to a nagging wife and kids (that aren't yours anyway)

 

[Ba Chicka Wa Wa]

IN PRISON....."HE" controls when you have sex together
AT WORK.......You go home and "SHE" controls when you have sex together

 

[Remy]

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IN PRISON....."HE" controls when you have sex together
AT WORK.......You go home and "SHE" controls when you have sex together
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HAHAAHHAA THATS EPIC

so true

 

[Tw!tch]

IN PRISON...Get butt fucked by hairy, greasy guys.
AT WORK...You get out and do the same.

 

[dead mike]

[quote1256922593=Ba Chicka Wa Wa]
IN PRISON.....When you get out you fuck whores and get wasted
AT WORK.......You get out to a nagging wife and kids (that aren't yours anyway)
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qft?

In Prison..... 24/7
At Work.......Some part time shit, full chill in the ghetto

 

[[503]Hoggslayer]

IN PRISON: You 'll get fucked up

AT WORK: You 'll get fucked with.

IN PRISON: Mandatory All meat diet

AT WORK: Optional all meat diet.