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The New Jakk
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First, the good news: Logitec just made sticky keys a thing of the past with this product. This obviously means that you don't have to worry about where your spunk lands anymore while you're in the middle of an intense mid-afternoon fap session to your favourite Russian cam whore who can fit not one but two whole fists up her asshole for a measly $1 tip.
As for the bad news, well, it's a little more scary than bad. You know how you're supposed to wash your hands with an antibacterial soap every time after you drop a deuce, or take penicillin after you get the drip cause you banged that girl who was putting out and you know you shouldn't but you did it anyways because she had some big ol titties... Well it seems evolution has caught up with us: Last year! Looks like I'm moving back to Poland since they're the only country in Europe that successfully dodged the plague in the middle ages and this reporter thinks we're just about overdue for another. It's true. Anyways, I say that there's at least a dozen carriers floating around, and since anti-biotics are (almost) useless, all we have to do is wait until the disease is airborne before we accept the fact that those Jahova's crazies may have been onto something afterall.
That's all for today.
Enjoy your work day.
Thanks.
First, the good news: Logitec just made sticky keys a thing of the past with this product. This obviously means that you don't have to worry about where your spunk lands anymore while you're in the middle of an intense mid-afternoon fap session to your favourite Russian cam whore who can fit not one but two whole fists up her asshole for a measly $1 tip.
As for the bad news, well, it's a little more scary than bad. You know how you're supposed to wash your hands with an antibacterial soap every time after you drop a deuce, or take penicillin after you get the drip cause you banged that girl who was putting out and you know you shouldn't but you did it anyways because she had some big ol titties... Well it seems evolution has caught up with us: Last year! Looks like I'm moving back to Poland since they're the only country in Europe that successfully dodged the plague in the middle ages and this reporter thinks we're just about overdue for another. It's true. Anyways, I say that there's at least a dozen carriers floating around, and since anti-biotics are (almost) useless, all we have to do is wait until the disease is airborne before we accept the fact that those Jahova's crazies may have been onto something afterall.
That's all for today.
Enjoy your work day.
