its that time again.....

[dead mike]

[quote1266360246=skd_mrk]
Genuine cup used in a two girls, one cup video. If you dont know what that is look it up (don't do it from work).
[/quote1266360246]
im not at work, i'll check it out

i'll bid a homemade blueberry muffin, tastes great

 

[LT_Clash]

getting too expensive for me

 

[glock]

Wha!! no test run this time?

 

[KGBREDGRANT]

What the fuck is going on here??? Is Buckshot prostituting himself in third-person?

 

[td|35mm]

BJ ...
Broken cock pump + a sperm stained cock ring with barbed wire around it. Good to use it on BJr ass when you get it back.

 

[BIOP]

[quote1266376961=buckshot]
biop, dont ever disrespect me with an offer like that again. Prop, your in lead. :|
[/quote1266376961]

You drive a hard bargain, ok ok, I will give you:
One pair of wax lips (cherry flavoured),
One empty case of spearmint tic tacs,
And one never worn, slightly ripped costume of white Michael Jackson.

 

[47]

[quote1266377659=KGBREDGRANT]
What the fuck is going on here??? Is Buckshot prostituting himself in third-person?
[/quote1266377659]
there r 2 buckshots. BS and BJ.

ill raise:

-2 garbage bags full of empty beer cans = mad $$$
-half a spliff
-and ill let u rub my bald-ass head for good luck ! (tested and works)
- a slice of pizza of my choice
- and 1 week of Lt.Clash rental !!! (bad knees, no helmet)

 

[OG buckshot jr]

I-i-it's that time again, huh

... I was just gettin to feelin alright... :|

 

[glock]

OK...OK...OK
half bag of planters peanuts
One cracked Heiny mug.
pair of polo undies ,large ( bacon strip and all )
and a 2009 star trek calendar.
Oh...and this half eaten bologna sandwich.

 

[Spinny]

[quote1266381873=BIOP]
[quote1266376961=buckshot]
biop, dont ever disrespect me with an offer like that again. Prop, your in lead. :|
[/quote1266376961]

You drive a hard bargain, ok ok, I will give you:
One pair of wax lips (cherry flavoured),
One empty case of spearmint tic tacs,
And one never worn, slightly ripped costume of white Michael Jackson.

[/quote1266381873]

That sounds more like the formula for yourself on Sunday night strolling for cock....

PS. You don't want BJ, his holes have all scarred over from the mass rapings he has taken through his life... you might just have to start a new hole :| never fun

 

[Propaganda]

Ok I'm upping this because it's getting heavy in here. In addition to my first offer...

-A scratched copy of Simcity 4 that won't install and with no CD key because I am using it
- A slightly crusty jizz rag that I used to wipe my wifes vagina the last time we had sex
- A mexican looking flower vase that my mom made in ceramics class
- A novelty giant red devil fishing lure
- Various keys that I have in my junk drawer for 20 years that I totally fucking forgot what they are for

 

[Fork Included]

after surveying the shelter..

i offer, in addition to my cup of semen and cookie looking potato chip..

- my gay animal hardcore porn collection, "brains in chains", volumes 1 through 78
- an autographed photo of Spinny sucking his own cock
- a rusty bucket full of cigarette butts from 2005
- a human skull
- a all inclusive "date coupon" with Brains' mom, valid until 2012
- an empty cereal box

 

[Narf!]

Man, Prop really wants BJ badly...

I'll have to think about this one...I'll provide a counter-offer shortly...

(mumbles curses at all the TD high rollers)

 

[td|35mm]

Well, looks like I need to update my bid ...

Broken cock pump + a sperm stained cock ring with barbed wire + I will shave my ass and send you the hair + ... (drums in the background) ... Brain's mom nude pictures (3 of them) :).

 

[buckshot]

i like props bid the best. That scratched cd of sim city with no cd key cause prop is using it is awesome. Prop leads. Fork, i have brains' mom for free. 35, im european and have enough ass hair to supply a medium size seniors home with sufficient combovers

 

[Narf!]

Time for me to chime in:

- a pack of red premium Bicycle playing cards with a card missing (I think it was a Q)
- used band-aid. the adhesive no longer works which is why I'm including the next item...
- a bottle of carpenter's glue -- well, ok, quarter bottle
- various business cards from people/professionals I've meet via work, etc. none of which I can remember...
- a brand new (read as: still in the original plastic packaging) 2-pack of FujiFilm Zip disks. it comes with a $5 mail-in rebate offer that expired probably a decade ago, but it's nostalgic :)
- one of my dog's chew toys (only one, but you have a bunch to choose from)

 

[LT_Clash]

[quote1266428332=47]
[quote1266377659=KGBREDGRANT]
What the fuck is going on here??? Is Buckshot prostituting himself in third-person?
[/quote1266377659]
there r 2 buckshots. BS and BJ.

ill raise:

-2 garbage bags full of empty beer cans = mad $$$
-half a spliff
-and ill let u rub my bald-ass head for good luck ! (tested and works)
- a slice of pizza of my choice
- and 1 week of Lt.Clash rental !!! (bad knees, no helmet)

[/quote1266428332]

Wait what?

 

[Fork Included]

[quote1266428897=LT_Clash]
[quote1266428332=47]
[quote1266377659=KGBREDGRANT]
What the fuck is going on here??? Is Buckshot prostituting himself in third-person?
[/quote1266377659]
there r 2 buckshots. BS and BJ.

ill raise:

-2 garbage bags full of empty beer cans = mad $$$
-half a spliff
-and ill let u rub my bald-ass head for good luck ! (tested and works)
- a slice of pizza of my choice
- and 1 week of Lt.Clash rental !!! (bad knees, no helmet)

[/quote1266428332]

Wait what?
[/quote1266428897]

shup up slut, get back in the suitcase

 

[Narf!]

*sigh* I guess I better explain. A couple of times a year, buckshot (older brother of buckshot jr aka BJ) pimps out his younger brother (that would be BJ for those of you who, um, aren't so bright). It's basically an open auction and highest bidder wins BJ for a week (for anything...teehee). Some of our past winners were that I recall were Tarin (no longer with us, but he was bonafide gay) and Spinny.

 

[.44 caliber]

holy. shit. cock.

I think Prop still has my favourite offer. LOL.