I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE MYSTERIOUS NEW ITEMS

Okay. Here's the story. The scout, the little pranciful prancy he is, was writing an account of things he did that day in a diary. He did all this while eating a banana. Since the scout is an odd prick, he decides to cut some cheese for his banana, while talking to his pet goldfish goldie. Goldie sleeps in a pile of lint in his bowl. Goldie decided to say FUCK YOU and took out the heavy's machine gun because goldie is a badass. Goldie is also robotic, and there's a malfunction while he's trying to kill the Scout. His capacitor falls off. He goes CRAZY and shoots the cheese and the barn behind it, leaving a shredded piece of the barn behind.


The pyro didn't do shit.


FIN.


btw this shouldn't make sense ;)
 

Starman4xz

DARKLY Regular
It actually does make sense! Scrolling around my items_game.txt file, there is something to do with a_robot (tobor_a backward in the text).
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Tobor

also, you can never have too much pocket lint.

EDIT:
The mystery has been somewhat solved! Equiping the medics "Eliminating the Impossible" set changes the items descriptions!
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Eliminating_The_Impossible

EDIT2:
The new TF2 update today marks update #299. Will #300 be pyro? Because 3 = Third class = pyro? Pray tell.
 
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