How to: Trade with Russians

[Hotshot.exe]

I posted a trade on cs:go lounge, my well-worn nitro for factory new blue laminate. A Russian kid sends me an offer: my nitro + winter case for his ak and so our conversation went as follows including translation in "()"

Пацан Сдез: I send you steam offer for you pls
Hotshot.exe: hui tam - (fuck that)
Пацан Сдез: иди тогда нахуй пидар маленький - (then go fuck yourself little faggot)
Hotshot.exe: ahaha
Hotshot.exe: molokosos ebani - (fucking sucker)
Hotshot.exe: pizdui k roditelyam - (fuck off to your parents)
Hotshot.exe: ne zabud' sosku svoyu - (don't forget your pacifier)
Пацан Сдез: ЧЁ НАВОДЧИК ЕБУЧИЙ - (WHAT FUCKING THEIF)
Hotshot.exe: pitushara - (faggot)
Пацан Сдез: я тебе ак отдал - (i gave you the ak)
Пацан Сдез: Сам петух конь ебаный - (you're the fucking horse faggot)
Hotshot.exe: hahaha
Hotshot.exe: blagodaryu =) - (thank you)

And this my friends, is how you trade with Russians.

 

[HappySticks™]

чтопедик (what a faggot)

 

[Hotshot.exe]

чтопедик (what a faggot)

Thanks captain. There are so many vulgar words in Russian that carry the same meaning behind it.

 

[Fork Included]

мдаааа... это вам не это.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

What is "Brains is a fag" in Russian?

 

[Khârn the Betrayer]

Should have called him a krokodil baby and told him to eat a dick.

 

[Fork Included]

What is "Brains is a fag" in Russian?

Брэйнс засохший член в подсолнечном масле, который бездельно лежит под кроватью старой проститутки.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

That seems awfully complicated. Won't fit as a GO skin name.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

From that mess, Google gave me a new CS name: stale cock in sunflower oil

 

[Fork Included]

yes, the colloquial translation would read something like "Brains is a stale dick in sunflower oil laying without purpose underneath an old hooker's bed"

 

[Brains]

hahaha lolol

 

[OG buckshot jr]

I'm learning Russian, this is magical!

 

[Fork Included]

honestly, I think there are far more creative ways to shit on somebody in Russian than in English.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

honestly, I think there are far more creative ways to shit on somebody in Russian than in English.

Same with my language, it has much more feels when you involve family, blood, religious objects lol

 

[zackychuu]

I wish I could speak two languages

 

[Hotshot.exe]

honestly, I think there are far more creative ways to shit on somebody in Russian than in English.

yeah you could say the most random shit as an insult прокладка ёбаная

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

I wish I could speak two languages

You're fluent in cocksucker, aren't you?

 

[zackychuu]

You're fluent in cocksucker, aren't you?

Fine, three.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Hahaha gagnon!

 

[Low Budget]

Hahaha gagnon!

You mean Gagnant? WTF is gagnon?