HI everyone I like jokes

[ThatDrunkRussian]

Recently found the server and the forums and this seems like a cool place.

not much I can say about myself other than women call me ugly when they first meet me... until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

 

[47]

ahahah! welcome, comrade!

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Welcome.

 

[DARKLY | Pixar's Ham]

hi and i have a joke for you

knock knock
(phrase)
banana
(phrase)

knock knock
(phrase)
banana
(phrase)

knock knock
(phrase)
banana
(phrase)

knock knock
(phrase)
orange
(phrase)
orange you glad i didn't say banana again

 

[nb]

Knock knock
(Who's there you twat)
Fuck
(Fuck who)
ur mum

^ best joke ever.

 

[ThatDrunkRussian]

Got one for you too!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

 

[Noob.]

Welcome.

 

[Thanatos]

We here at Darkly Gaming would like to extend our warmest welcome! Please put on your rubber gloves before dick punching Happystix

 

[Khârn the Betrayer]

There's 2 jokes that have stuck with me every since I first heard them when I was a kid.. the first isn't too bad I guess, the second might get me banned

What did the penis say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in!

What did the magic tractor do?
Turned into a field.

Welcome to the forums.

 

[Darkly | Sir BaconChops]

Welcome!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 

[Brades]

Another Russian

 

[Slawek]

Hey man, bad jokes on the server last night. Welcome!

 

[Fork Included]

Another Russian

we're procreating

 

[ThatDrunkRussian]

Hey man, bad jokes on the server last night. Welcome!

Thanks! And there is more to come
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

 

[Low Budget]

Thanks! And there is more to come
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

more bad jokes

 

[Cmp™]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?

Spoiler

Ice cream soda people can hear me (say it out loud)

 

[Rei]

Got a riddle for ya

Mr. Black, Mr. Gray, and Mr. White are fighting in a duel. They each get a gun and take turns shooting at each other until only one person is left. Mr. Black, who hits his shot 1/3 of the time, gets to shoot first. Mr. Gray, who hits his shot 2/3 of the time, gets to shoot next, assuming he is still alive. Mr. White, who hits his shot all the time, shoots next, assuming he is also alive. The cycle repeats. If you are Mr. Black, where should you shoot first for the highest chance of survival?

[nsfw]He should shoot at the ground.

If Mr. Black shoots the ground, it is Mr. Gray's turn. Mr. Gray would rather shoot at Mr. White than Mr. Black, because he is better. If Mr. Gray kills Mr. White, it is just Mr. Black and Mr. Gray left, giving Mr. Black a fair chance of winning. If Mr. Gray does not kill Mr. White, it is Mr. White's turn. He would rather shoot at Mr. Gray and will definitely kill him. Even though it is now Mr. Black against Mr. White, Mr. Black has a better chance of winning than before.[/nsfw]ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

 

[Glocky]

What's red and very bad for your teeth?

A brick.

 

[Hinouchi]

LOL I like you already XD WELCOME TO DARKLY~

 

[Dan!]

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

Spoiler

A pilot