Hello. I'm New Here. (Not Newb)

[nb]

Hello. So, as Newb posted here, he is taking a bit of a break from the game Team Fortress 2. His cousin (me, Michael) has came to stay in Ontario for a while. So, allow me to introduce myself.

I am Michael. A 16-Year-Old quiet guy. I have played many years in many first person shooters, but I have seemed to forget my strategies into winning games. But anyways, I see you have a trade server on Team Fortress 2 and some competition servers on Counter Strike: Global Offence. I think at my time on Newb's account, I shall play on both of your servers. But, in the first hour of playing on your servers, I have met 2 good friends - Stan Radner and Matthew. They have guided me to the great forums of Darkly and that allowed me to post some things about me. See you guys on the servers. :)

Also, before I go, I think I should say something critical about Newb. He is only 13, and kids his age don't make good decisions. They tend to rush into it, and hoping that it's just going to go away. I know for a fact that when Newb comes back, he will make the same decisions that he has made before. But starting now, I will help him make the right decisions, so he doesn't lose money again. Also, I think it would be nice if we could try to raise what Newb lost. I think that would make him very happy.

 

[Mizz]

Just wondering, why don't you just make a new account:/

 

[Stan Radner]

Welcome to the community Michael. Tell Newb I said hi.

 

[nb]

Just wondering, why don't you just make a new account:/

I am just too lazy, I guess.

Welcome to the community Michael. Tell Newb I said hi.

I will be sure to do that.

 

[Mizz]

Oh I didn't even say hi lol
Hola, im mizz/mr...

Tell Newb to do his homework

 

[Freak]

Welcome to Darkly!

Newbie fist bump! *punches monitor*

 

[nb]

Oh I didn't even say hi lol
Hola, im mizz/mr...

Tell Newb to do his homework

He is doing algebra as we speak.

*punches monitor*

Ouch. That must hurt.

 

[Matthew]

Welcome to the forums! Hope you enjoy the stay while you're staying with Newb, also give him a nice hello from me!

 

[DARKLY | Pixar's Ham]

Tell Newb to come back and wreck Mizz.

 

[Mizz]

wat

 

[omission]

Welcome.

 

[amanshotme]

Hello Newb's replacement.

 

[HappySticks™]

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

How do I know who is who? To complicated. I just won't talk to either of you.

 

[nb]

How do I know who is who? To complicated. I just won't talk to either of you.

One types like a kid, and one types like a mature teen. Trust me, you will know.

 

[DARKLY | Pixar's Ham]

You both use grammar.

 

[HappySticks™]

Trust me, you will know.

Which one of you two stated this?

 

[Cmp™]

I've always found Newb to be pretty mature, so I don't think typing is a great way to distinguish between the two.

 

[Matthew]

Ya newb was mature so I agree with cmp on this one.

 

[Gatherix]

Well, older brother cousin, seeing as you're using the same forum account you're exactly the same person in my book. So, that being said...

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