Got in big trouble today.

[Edward]

So today, i was digging a hole for the sapling, and there was a bee around annoying me. So i took the shovel and started chasing it, took a swing at it near the garage, the shovel (a quite long one too) ricochet from the garage door and broke a mirror and cracked a side mirror of the car. The bad part is the door is damaged too.
Wat do?

 

[Edward]

Inb4 my grammar is shit, its dark in here and im really tired from sports

 

[Low Budget]

You broke a mirror? Hide in a hole for 7 years!

 

[TurboTaco]

Fess up like a man, work to pay for repairs and make nice with parents before getting sent to russian orphanage

Or blame neighbours kids

 

[Edward]

I tried to blame on the Mexican immigrants next door but it didnot work. It was my parents car.

 

[14bux]

You, sir, are a

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Haha.

 

[Delta]

You chased a single bee with a large shovel....Amurica
Just own up to it. Shit happens. Its not that big of a deal. The truth will set you free!

 

[14bux]

One time my friend tried to murder his neighbor's kids by bludgeoning them with a plastic shovel. Getting closer to Murcia.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

A fucking bee once chased me right into a neck-level clothline. I flew 10 feet.

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

A fucking bee once chased me right into a neck-level clothline. I flew 10 feet.

lies, you don't exist. i always pictured you to be a short angry czech kid with bad english and a dictionary.

 

[TurboTaco]

lies, you don't exist. i always pictured you to be a short angry czech kid with bad english and a dictionary.

surprisingly not far from the truth.

Only a few TD members have seen SJ in real-life, in the wild world we live in. I will forever cherish the day he bit into my gyoza...and he liked it.

 

[47]

expert bee killing technique= slap the bee with your hand to the ground. It takes them a while to get up. leisurely crush it with your foot. Look like abadass.

 

[Fiend]

A fucking bee once chased me right into a neck-level clothline. I flew 10 feet.

I'd have paid to see this..

 

[zackychuu]

A fucking bee once chased me right into a neck-level clothline. I flew 10 feet.

Oh lord I so want this to be true

 

[iCe]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

I was in 9th or 10th grade. Canada didn't even have radio back then.

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

so are you 16 or 72 SJ?

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

32 in June. Canada has made great strides in our radio technology.

Anyone who remembers playing Duke Nukem deathmatch with their buddy over 9600k baud is my nigga.

 

[iCe]

32 in June. Canada has made great strides in our radio technology.

32 going on 13