I was so hungry after the tequila night, I went to a burrito stand. Was I ever to find out what my ass couldn’t comprehend. The burrito so golden and tasty in salsa and guacamole, little did I know that the burning that would come later would be less than holy. The lil man who sold the burrito had very few teeth, and after my stomach started to growl I was wondering seriously what kind was the meat? Needless to say within minutes I began to sweat, and my stomach and ass were beginning to make bets.
It wouldn’t be long I would be in a full out run, either finding a can, or even going in the ocean. With a shift of my organs I heard a loud internal horn, that was my “less than 5minutes remaining warn, with a jolt I was off like a horse in a race, but my ass was puckering, and surely losing the bet if I kept up at this pace. Moments seemed like hours as I searched in frantic, soon it would be a full out panic. There in the distant I saw a washroom, lord knows if I don’t make it they’ll need a mop and not a broom. The countdown was on as my guts began dying, my ass was in tears and it was crying. I was so close and I thought there is a CAN in CAN’T, but today I was wrong cause I shit my pants.
Its almost a true story I was wearing shorts.
It wouldn’t be long I would be in a full out run, either finding a can, or even going in the ocean. With a shift of my organs I heard a loud internal horn, that was my “less than 5minutes remaining warn, with a jolt I was off like a horse in a race, but my ass was puckering, and surely losing the bet if I kept up at this pace. Moments seemed like hours as I searched in frantic, soon it would be a full out panic. There in the distant I saw a washroom, lord knows if I don’t make it they’ll need a mop and not a broom. The countdown was on as my guts began dying, my ass was in tears and it was crying. I was so close and I thought there is a CAN in CAN’T, but today I was wrong cause I shit my pants.
Its almost a true story I was wearing shorts.
