The story so far[/i]
"There once was a retard named turbotaco, who loved being a pimp, unfortunately he was pimpin narf for ten
bucks a screw. Damn right he's not worth just ten bucks. Try two dollah anal specials and deep throats.
He blew a judge and the jury for bus fare then walked home. He proceeded to provide services to homeless gay men
behind SJ's house with a mouse in his ass and two cocks in his hands.
3 days later, he had AIDS. He ate this old jar of "steve and demarcio's" stale dickcheese and moved in with Low Budget and BJ to have gay orgies with Shotgun on his smelly, dirty sybian rug.
Then Godzilla broke down the door with his reptilian cock piercing through Steve's smelly vagina ,
Steve was very upset and emotionally harmed from this Godzilla rape so he cut off his dick, and put it in a box, which he gave to his dog named Tokin.
Fork went to church street to pick up trannies so he could kill them with a camera lens which he will proceed to stick in his urethra that was treated for stress injuries & Micro-Penis Syndrome.
"
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH YES!" yelled a dirty mexican who ran across a field of corn, followed by a field of dicks and decided that bukkake would be the best shared with spinny in a zoo in Shamoo's tank.
Spinny streched his already stretched asshole so the whale could slide his whale meat inside his man-taco.
From then on, spinny could never look at his poster of the demon man named Throth again.
Hoob's a fag and doesn't know whether to suck either a jap's or spinny's hairy, sweaty, dirty STD infested mangina.
"I'M OLD GREGG!" shouted the poor gypsy 47 who couldn't even beg for a hobo's dickcheese .
Out of nowhere it rained men and small black midgits. Auron sensually stroked his wang as he spied his nieghbor Tarin, changing in (in)to a mysterious cookie monster suit with rear flaps and built-in diaper . This outfit was hot pink and came from BJ's sexy ass girlfriend making the outfit instantly worth $76.52, the same price as a night with my (Hoobs) mother.
Although, when it smells fresh and clean, it fetches my morning beer and a side of big, hairy mexican midget twins Beef curtains with a side of curly fries.. and some ketchup. 3 WORDS MUTHAFUCKA!!! yelled Dawg when Buckshot slipped his oiled and soiled size extra large jizz towel into 47's super slick cueball head that ached for semen. Fork came in with his dick in his hand and a picture of Keeripes molesting Fork's torn anus. Propoganda soon came in drunk and held the conche to his freshly waxed pink audi.
Not believing in the sanctity of golden 12" dildos molded in the bowels of hell, Spinny spread his aids all across the WTF server and Taco began to laugh at how small his debt was compared to fag spinny. Taco's small penis was really inverted from all the man on horse sexual activities. Auron became jealous of the horse and sloppily fucked it's greased up anus while he sucked demarcio's shit covered fourth nipple. This led to a dick on dick sword fight in a cock fighting tournament. The victor cocorico'd even though he ran topless amongst radio-active badgers. Painting the floor red with his face and bloodied, torn Do-rag, worn on the little tip of his little little little lit... tiny scraggy, shrunken, shriveled, wrinkly, smelly, weird-looking leroy looking dick that was small even by his mother's low standards.
"There once was a retard named turbotaco, who loved being a pimp, unfortunately he was pimpin narf for ten
bucks a screw. Damn right he's not worth just ten bucks. Try two dollah anal specials and deep throats.
He blew a judge and the jury for bus fare then walked home. He proceeded to provide services to homeless gay men
behind SJ's house with a mouse in his ass and two cocks in his hands.
3 days later, he had AIDS. He ate this old jar of "steve and demarcio's" stale dickcheese and moved in with Low Budget and BJ to have gay orgies with Shotgun on his smelly, dirty sybian rug.
Then Godzilla broke down the door with his reptilian cock piercing through Steve's smelly vagina ,
Steve was very upset and emotionally harmed from this Godzilla rape so he cut off his dick, and put it in a box, which he gave to his dog named Tokin.
Fork went to church street to pick up trannies so he could kill them with a camera lens which he will proceed to stick in his urethra that was treated for stress injuries & Micro-Penis Syndrome.
"
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH YES!" yelled a dirty mexican who ran across a field of corn, followed by a field of dicks and decided that bukkake would be the best shared with spinny in a zoo in Shamoo's tank. Spinny streched his already stretched asshole so the whale could slide his whale meat inside his man-taco.
From then on, spinny could never look at his poster of the demon man named Throth again.
Hoob's a fag and doesn't know whether to suck either a jap's or spinny's hairy, sweaty, dirty STD infested mangina.
"I'M OLD GREGG!" shouted the poor gypsy 47 who couldn't even beg for a hobo's dickcheese .
Out of nowhere it rained men and small black midgits. Auron sensually stroked his wang as he spied his nieghbor Tarin, changing in (in)to a mysterious cookie monster suit with rear flaps and built-in diaper . This outfit was hot pink and came from BJ's sexy ass girlfriend making the outfit instantly worth $76.52, the same price as a night with my (Hoobs) mother.
Although, when it smells fresh and clean, it fetches my morning beer and a side of big, hairy mexican midget twins Beef curtains with a side of curly fries.. and some ketchup. 3 WORDS MUTHAFUCKA!!! yelled Dawg when Buckshot slipped his oiled and soiled size extra large jizz towel into 47's super slick cueball head that ached for semen. Fork came in with his dick in his hand and a picture of Keeripes molesting Fork's torn anus. Propoganda soon came in drunk and held the conche to his freshly waxed pink audi.
Not believing in the sanctity of golden 12" dildos molded in the bowels of hell, Spinny spread his aids all across the WTF server and Taco began to laugh at how small his debt was compared to fag spinny. Taco's small penis was really inverted from all the man on horse sexual activities. Auron became jealous of the horse and sloppily fucked it's greased up anus while he sucked demarcio's shit covered fourth nipple. This led to a dick on dick sword fight in a cock fighting tournament. The victor cocorico'd even though he ran topless amongst radio-active badgers. Painting the floor red with his face and bloodied, torn Do-rag, worn on the little tip of his little little little lit... tiny scraggy, shrunken, shriveled, wrinkly, smelly, weird-looking leroy looking dick that was small even by his mother's low standards.
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